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By | 23 Feb 2010 | 2 Comments

Right, here they are, my top 10 boobs in films. Bear in mind that these are mine. It doesn’t make them right or the same as yours, but it makes them well worth checking out. It also means that I actively encourage you to comment and tell me what your favourites are, so I can watch them and have a sherman.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1803662/Last Seduction – Linda Fiorentino is a demon bitch from hell, but my God she is fine-o-matic And nice bazookas.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3219238/Fast times at Ridgemont High – I’ve had a thing for Phoebe Cates for a long time. Granted these days she looks well past it, but this film is (to my knowledge) the only time she gets them out for the lads in a fantasy sequence.
Pump up the Volume – Not exactly racy, but a damn fine flick all the same. Samantha Mathis Graces us with a full on view of the twins: small and perfectly formed.
Two Days in the Valley – Again, the only time I’m aware of Charlize Theron getting them out, unless she did it in Monster, and if she did I don’t want to see it.
The Hot Spot - Mmmmmmm, Jennifer Connely. Truly awesome pair.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/467352/

Bound – What’s not to like about this lesbo-noir? Possibly Jennifer Tilly’s voice, but it does strange things for me, so I’m cool with it. And her boobs. Also to be found in the modern remake of Body Snatchers where she does a full frontal nude clip as a body double for her sister Meg.

American Pie – Shannon Elizabeth, the exchange student who flicks her bean in American Pie.  Lovely boobs.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/298972/

Mulholland Drive – More lesbo-noir. Lynch-tastic.

Eurotrip - Scene near the beginning in the hot tub where the girl has been convinced that she has something on her boob and is trying to rub it off.  Yummy.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1643189/

Wedding crashers (Isla Fisher) – The scene where Isla Fisher wakes what’s his face up, straddling him with some of the nicest tits in the known universe on display is just top notch. Might be a body double, but I don’t care.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/668757/

Like that? Maybe you'll like these. Then again, maybe you won't. We're not fucking psychics you know.

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  • Maxi says:

    Pheobe Cates is a long time favourite of mine too.

    What about Elisabeth Shue? I’m pretty sure she’s gotten the lads out too.

    As for Charlize Theron, she got them out in Devil’s Advocate too.

  • Vespasian says:

    Yes nicely done but I’d have squeezed in Halle Berry’s bouncers meself – they got nicely displayed in ‘Swordfish’

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