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Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do, we do...

How it’s done:

• Grab your partners’ strangely oversized legs and suspend them mid-air.
• Shlip in the big lad.
• Watch as your own hideously deformed legs buckle under the pressure.

DO YOU LIKE SEX?

DO YOU LIKE TOYS?

THEN YOU’RE GONNA LOVE SEX-TOYS.IE!

Think you can draw better? Of course you can, a retarded monkey can draw more life-like images than this. But we’re not providing a gallery of fine art here, we want to see your most pitiful attempts at depicting cartoon porn. To stimulate your artistic inability, we’ve teamed up with Sex-Toys.ie to give you the chance to win a €50 voucher for their online store each month.

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