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Here at Ireland’s most popular men’s website, we’re aware that we have quite a few women readers, and we love that.

We understand that some people might be under the illusion that we are promoting a certain image of women here at the Boobiedome.  That’s not true.

Sure, men like to look at pictures of attractive women, there’s no denying that.  But what makes a woman attractive?

Let’s be honest about this for a minute, you don’t notice a person’s personality when you’re walking down the street, or eyeing someone up at the bar, do we?  No, didn’t think so.

But there are limits.  We’ve all seen the woman walking between clubs who looks like she’s been vomited out the reject door of a stripper factory.  That’s not attractive.  You know the ones, fake tan, fake nails, eye lashes that give us penis envy and more make up than a June Rodgers caberet dance number.

The sad thing is that some of the women who carry themselves like this will get attention.  And most of the time it’s the wrong kind of attention.  Of course women don’t dress to signal that they’re easy, and if they do, well that’s kind of a turn off.

To quote my grandmother: “If you dress up like a circus, clowns will want to play with you”.

Grannies are full of wisdom.

But there’s a lot of truth to that.  Men are goobers.

Ladies, you all know that if you as much as wink at a guy he’ll follow you around like a lost puppy.  We’re a sad bunch.

Grrrrrr

But generally speaking we love a woman who knows how gorgeous she is without all that fake crap.  And we’re not the only ones.  I used to watch a program on BBC 3 that was hosted by Jenny Frost.  You know Jenny, she’s one of the normal ones that used to be in Atomic Kitten that doesn’t spit kids out every second Sunday of the month.

It was kind of a make over show, now before you exit this site for fear of boredom, stick with me.

It was actually a make under show.  The idea was to take a woman who had totally destroyed her natural good looks with too much of what she believed to be attractive.

I actually really got into this program, as the woman underneath the slap was always about a thousand times more attractive than the woman over it.

The program was called “Snog, Marry, Avoid”.

Here’s a clip from one of the episodes, and I’m sure you’ll see where I’m coming from.

Lads, I think you’ll agree with me on this.

Ladies, take it from us, you’re stunning the way you are.

Wow, that was kind of a sentimental article.  Something inside me is telling me that we need to man it up a bit again.

Boobies, nipples, beer, football, lesbians, sandwiches.

Mmm, boobienipplebeerfootballlesbiansandwiches.

That’s better.