Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

But on the other hand, we’d spend a fortune on Crayola’s.

The first bit featuring cartoony boobs doesn’t actually feature boobs.  Well it does, but not in the way we’re accustomed to.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.  (Hat tip to Will for the link)

This is actually invaluable information for a lot of us

Next up is the reason that we wish we could draw properly.  Cartoon lesbians.  Never have two ordinary words come together to form such a glorious thing.  Ever.  Jab Comix is where this came from and it’s mostly NSFW, but this one is just about passable.  Just about.

Much better than any colouring book that we ever had, he stays inside the lines like a pro

Now we couldn’t mention anything boobie related and cartoon related without a bit of good old fashioned Anime.  Anime is a Japanese style of illustrating and animation and literally translated means “We buy used knickers from vending machines and you think this is weird?”.

Totally removed from reality. A bit sad really. I mean, pink hair. C'mon.

Of course you can’t mention boobies and toons without going to arguably the most popular cartoon babe ever, Jessica Rabbit.  We can’t blame people for getting a little pervy when thinking about her.  Yes she’s a cartoon and not real, but still.  And believe it or not but we had to look really hard for a fan picture of her that didn’t feature her in some kind of depraved act with another cartoon character.  We kept them for our own private time, but here’s one that will give an idea of what’s going on there in internet cartoon land.

Can we touch them? P-P-P-P-P-Please?

Finally, we’re sick of not being able to draw.  We tried but our cartoon boobs looked like mounds of mashed potatoes.  This is largely due to the fact that we were so giddy that we got the shakes just thinking about all the stuff we’d like to draw.

This dude knows how to do it, so we’ll watch him and practice a bit.