Being a man (technically at least), I have the tenancy to be turned on by anything at any time (and unfortunately anywhere).
“…as a man you are designed to be aroused by most naturally occurring phenomena on the planet. You know if you see a big bag of wheat or a bit of falling masonry, that can get you going. So…actually to touch yourself can be very dangerous, you can have 38 erections in a half an hour and get a very bad nose bleed.”
Dylan Moran
I never though to question why this was the case. I merely accepted this fact and got on with ‘coming to grips with myself’ several times a day. I just figured it was some short circuit that evolution forgot to fix along the line, and I was fine living in ignorance…
Until I came across ThingsThatAreDoingIt.com.
This site provides some explanation to why dirty sexy sex is constantly gyrating around in all our-endos and how even seemingly innocent things can reduce a man to a drooling heap of random fleshy extrusions. Sex is all around us, its built into our minds, WE DONT HAVE A CHOICE!
So if you ever feel ashamed about that 4th toss, just remember, its not your fault! If its any consolation, that that little part of your soul that dies every time you wank doesn’t die in vain. It can grasp tightly to the fact that it at least played its part in helping put Mr. Kleenex’s kids through college.
If you still have problems coming to terms with it, this last video might be of some use to you…
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