Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

Hi all,

First, just let me say congratulations to “OneDub” who was the winner of last months’ Crudely Drawn Sex competition with his hilarious “Swinging Harness”. In fact, it was so good, people stopped submitting their pics pretty much as soon as we posted it. You all knew you were beat, so you didn’t even bother trying. Good for you.

Now I know what you are thinking, it’s nearly the end of this month, so WTF is the story with this month’s comp? Well, there is none, I’m afraid. Due to illness and laziness (but mostly illness), I’ve been somewhat absent of late and haven’t been maintaining that little purple box on the sidebar of this site. Shame on me. But fear not, crap-sex-artists, the purple box is back and this time we’re looking for sculptors instead of scribblers. Get that Lego* down from your attic and construct us a piece of blocky boobies, take some snaps of your creation and send them to us at [email protected].

As ever, there’s a €50 voucher for Sex-Toys.ie up for grabs for the best pair. Closing date for entries is 28th May 2010. Have fun!

*If all you’ve got is Mega Blocks, you can fuck off and enter someone else’s competition.**

**Nah, we’re just kidding. No poxy Duplo Blocks though.