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Not all of us guys are mad into beers, stouts, lagers, you know typical “manly drinks” but you know you’ll be cruising for a bruising when you order a Barnamint Baileys  instead of a bottle of Bud in TGIs, so I’ve done a bit of research and a lot of taste testing and have come up with, “butch cocktails” aimed at non beer loving men, but hey if you get a proper slagging and / or beating for ordering a Cosmo it’s only cause they don’t have the balls to order one themselves.

Black Velvet

3/4 pint of Guiness

1/4 pint of Champagne

Easy to make, creates a gorgeous, full flavoured drink with a nice frothy head. And sure who doesn’t love some nice head!

Chilli Martini

2 oz. Tequila

1 oz. Vermouth

1 Hot Chilli, halved and dropped in glass.

The chilli infuses the cocktail, much like olives do in a Gin Martini, with it’s spice. The drink isn’t as spicy as you may think, it just gives it a bit of a kick. I wouldn’t recommend eating the chilli when you’re finished your drink, not unless your sure you can handle it.

Long Island Ice Tea

1 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Teq uila

1 oz. Rum

1 oz. Gin

1 oz. Triple Sec

1 1/2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix

Dash of Coca Cola

You know something naughty will happen after a few of these.

Rusty Nail

1 1/2 oz. Scotch

3/4 oz. Drambuie

Squeeze of Lemon

A robust yet very sensuous drink. It goes down pretty well, much like myself.

Godfather

1 1/2 oz.  Scotch

1/2 oz. Amaretto

One of the best cocktails for Scotch lovers.

Black Velvet

Chilli Martini

Long Island Ice Tea

Rusty Nail

Godfather

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Here’s to a very merry Saturday night!

Happy Drinking

Will.