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Nothing is more manly than a head full of useless information.  It’s used to break the silence in an awkward first date with that stripper you convinced that you were hung like a student’s socks out a window for airing and wealthier than a Romany Gypsy .  It can be used to spark lively and entertaining man conversation down the pub, and if you have a website dedicated to all things manly you’ll forever be revered as a genius when you publish them and share your manly knowledge and women will want you to touch them in their underwear regions.  Probably.

Here are some true facts about Soccer

Before soccer referees started using whistles in 1878, they used to rely on waving a handkerchief.

British scientists have found evidence that heart attacks increase significantly for people who watch soccer penalty shoot-outs.

The Premier League is the most lucrative football league in the world, with total club revenues of over £1.4 billion in 2005–06 season according to Deloitte, making it 40% above its nearest competitor: Italy’s Serie A

The first period of extra time played in an FA Cup Final was in 1875, when the Royal Engineers and Old Etonians drew 1-1. The Engineers won the replay 2-0.

The last club to win the FA Cup with eleven English players were West Ham in 1975.

Goal nets were first used in 1891.

The two handed throw in was made compulsory in 1883.

The first live televised match in England was played between Blackpool and Bolton at Bloomfield Park on 9 September 1960. Bolton won 1-0.

England players first wore their names on the back of their shirts during the 1992 European Championships in Sweden.

Ireland changed to green shirts against England on 17 October 1931. Up until then they had worn blue.

Ireland won their first-ever match in March 1887 when they beat Wales 4-1. It had taken five years from the date of their first international match.

After a series of heavy defeats the Irish FA changed its rules in 1899 governing the selection of non-resident players. Before then the Ireland team selected its players exclusively form the Irish League, in particular the three Belfast-based clubs Linfield, Cliftonville and Distillery. On 4 March 1899 for the game against Wales, McAteer included four Irish players based in England. The change in policy produced dividends as Ireland won 1-0.

Here are some facts that we wish were true

Just once, Ireland will have the luck to hand ball a qualifying goal into the back of anyone’s net and get away with it.

Thierry Henry suffers from tiny knob syndrome and premature ejaculation and even if he dribbles the world cup winning goal home basket ball stylee, he’ll end up with a dead underage hooker filled with cocaine and his premature seed in his hotel room.  Who are we kidding, he could do just that, Youtube the whole thing and still get away with it.

It’s just a game.