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Over the last while, we, or more to the point, I have been throwing some abuse towards the direction of ginger people.  I say people, but that’s a bit of a stretch in itself.

I must have struck a nerve, this email was sent in.

“Dear Ginger hating bastards,

Fuck you.

PS, love the site”

Well, what can I say?

They probably would have sent a longer email if their skin wasn’t burning from the sunlight coming in their window.  There’s a life long debate over which kind of fair skinned individuals are gorgeous red heads, and which are the kind of people that give you the shivers.

First off, there are no hot male red heads.  Not just saying this because we’re men and we can’t find other men hot without making the baby jesus cry, but it’s a fact.  All redheaded men are gingers.  Or as we used to call young Paddy in our school, a red pox.  Never knew where that came from, but if he ever grew up to be a super villain, that would be a mega name.

Now, for the ladies.  Hot red headed ladies are red heads.  Isla Fisher, Alyson Hannigan, Jessica Rabbit – all hot.  Geri Halliwell, Charlie Dimmock and Fiz from Coronation Street – ginger minions.

To put proof to our theory, we’ve found a website.  It’s a mega website dedicated to nothing more than beautiful red heads.  Ok, so a few gingers sneak their way through, but in the whole it’s a great site.  Plus lots of them are either nudey or topless red heads, which is why we’ve featured them on the now World Famous Boobie Tuesday.

Here are a few of the best examples of lovely red headed ladies.  Behold, the wonder.

So there you have it people, we’re sure you can see the difference.  We were going to feature pictures of gingers, but we didn’t want to put you off your stroke, or every future meal you plan on having.

It’s not that we hate gingers.  They’re people too, or so they keep telling us.

Anyway, for more fabulous strawberry blond minxes, check out the website – Fuck Yeah, Red Hair.

Oh and for those of you who don’t understand why we have this irrational phobia of the night dwellers, check this video out that was put on the Facebook page by regular reader, Brian.

Funny stuff, he should be on stage.

They wouldn’t have him though.