We like looking at cars we’ll never own. Why? Because we like to dream. Much like your missus coos when she breezes past the Louis Vuitton shop in Brown Thomas. We know it’ll never happen, but we like to think it would one day. Plus we’re gluttons for punishment.
We could say that there’s no point in owning one because of the high cost of fuel and tax and then having to promise your first born daughter to the owner of an insurance company for cover. But the fact of the matter is if you can afford to buy one, you don’t need to worry about that trivial shit. You’ll have a lackey PA to look after that for you. And if superhero films are anything to go by she’ll be a hot redhead like yer wan from Iron Man.
Here’s the ten most expensive street legal cars available on the market today. Check them out then see what you have parked outside and have a bit of a cry.
10. Porsche Carrera GT €355,000. A supercar with dynamic stability control and a top speed of 205 mph+ and it can reach 0-60 in 3.9 seconds. The Porsche Carrera GT applies the absolute calibres of a true racing car to offer an unprecedented driving feeling on the road. For that amount of money it better offer at least a handjob each time you click the central locking!
9. Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren Roadster €400,000. A GT supercar, the SLR McLaren is the fastest automatic transmission car in the world with a top speed of 206 mph+ and reaching 60 mph in 3.8 seconds. It is a luxurious convertible with a really powerful engine, which results in outstanding performances and style. Better give a handjob with a cheeky sack tickle to boot!
8. Koenigsegg CCX €440,000. Swedish made, the Koenigsegg is fighting hard to become the fastest car in the world. Currently, it is the 4th fastest car in the world with a top speed of 245 mph+, the car manufacture Koenigsegg is not giving up and will continue to try and produce the fastest car. Reports that it offers a handjob, cheeky sack tickle and some dirty talk in your ear are unfounded.
7. Saleen S7 Twin Turbo €448,000. The first true American production certified supercar, this cowboy is also rank 3rd for the fastest car in the world. It has a top speed of 248 mph+ and it can reach 0-60 in 3.2 seconds. If you are a true American patriot, you can be proud to show off this car. Or you could sue because it doesn’t give you a handjob with a cheeky sack tickle, dirty talk in your ear while you sniff it’s knickers.
6. SSC Ultimate Aero €528,000. Don’t let the price tag fool you, the 6th most expensive car is actually the fastest street legal car in the world with a top speed of 257 mph+ and reaching 0-60 in 2.7 seconds. This baby cost nearly half as much as the Bugatti Veyron, yet has enough power to top the most expensive car in a speed race. It is estimated that only 25 of this exact model will ever be produced. Handjob, cheeky sack tickle, dirty talk, knicker sniff and nipple tweaks are optional extras.
5. Pagani Zonda C12 F €540,000. Produced by a small independent company in Italy, the Pagani Zonda C12 F is the 5th fastest car in the world. It promises to delivery a top speed of 215 mph+ and it can reach 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. Handjob, cheeky sack tickle, dirty talk, knicker sniff and nipple tweaks and go on, just put it in your mouth for a little minute are probably not on offer, but fucking should be at that price.
4. Ferrari Enzo €541,000. The most known supercar ever built. The Enzo has a top speed of 217 mph and reaching 60 mph in 3.4 seconds. Only 400 units were produced and it is currently being sold for over $1,000,000 at auctions. Handjob, cheeky sack tickle, dirty talk, knicker sniff and nipple tweaks and go on, just put it in your mouth for a little minute, oh yeah that’s the shit were brought up in marketing meetings but overturned. Gay.
3. McLaren F1 €785,000. In 1994, the McLaren F1 was the fastest and most expensive car. Even though it was built 15 years ago, it has an unbelievable top speed of 240 mph and reaching 60 mph in 3.2 seconds. Even as of today, the McLaren F1 is still top on the list and it outperformed many other supercars. Handjob, cheeky sack tickle, dirty talk, knicker sniff and nipple tweaks and go on, just put it in your mouth for a little minute, oh yeah that’s the shit, now take your other finger and stick it up my bum don’t come with the car, but might just happen if you park long enough in a hard shoulder at 2am outside Mullingar. From a dude.
2. Lamborghini Reventon €1.3m. The most powerful and the most expensive Lamborghini ever built is the second on the list. It takes 3.3 seconds to reach 60 mph and it has a top speed of 211 mph. Its rarity (limited to 20) and slick design are the reasons why it is so expensive and costly to own. Handjob, cheeky sack tickle, dirty talk, knicker sniff and nipple tweaks and go on, just put it in your mouth for a little minute, oh yeah that’s the shit, now take your other finger and stick it up my bum, no wait slow down or I’m gonna spurt will more than likely happen on your own once you get the keys in your hand.
1. Bugatti Veyron €1.4m. This is by far the most expensive street legal car available on the market today. It is the fastest accelerating car reaching 0-60 in 2.6 seconds. It claims to be the fastest car with a top speed of 253 mph+. However, the title for the fastest car goes to the SSC Ultimate Aero which exceed 253 mph pushing this car to 2nd place for the fastest car. Handjob, cheeky sack tickle, dirty talk, knicker sniff and nipple tweaks and go on, just put it in your mouth for a little minute, oh yeah that’s the shit, now take your other finger and stick it up my bum, no wait slow down or I’m gonna spurt, sorry did it get in your eye? Hang on I’ll get you a towel. Twice. Want one.
What is the most expensive car in the world? The 1931 Bugatti Royale Kellner Coupe was sold for €7.1m in 1987.
For that kind of money I want twins doing some fucked up shit to each other in the back seat. Actually, I’d want three sets of twins working in shifts. €7m on a car.
Get ta fuck.
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