Nothing is more manly than a head full of useless information. It’s used to break the silence in an awkward first date with that stripper you convinced that you were hung like the bull that’s in the field across from me right now, fuck, that’s scarily impressive and wealthier than Oprah’s left nipple. It can be used to spark lively and entertaining man conversation down the pub and, if you have a website dedicated to all things manly, you’ll forever be revered as a genius when you publish them and share your manly knowledge and women will want you to touch them in their underwear regions. Probably.
Here are some true facts about sex:
Formicophilia is the fetish of having small insects crawling on your genitals. Which would work out well for anyone with crabs.
An adulterous male in ancient Greece would have been punished by having his pubic hair removed and having a radish shoved up his rectum. Sounds like another fetish to me.
In India, it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than to buy a condom.
Every day around the world, sexual intercourse happens 120 million times.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex, it’s called Parthenogenesis.
Rats can have sex up to 20 times a day.
A pig’s orgasm last for up to 45 minutes.
Ithyphallophobia is the fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Women who read romance novels have twice as much sex as those who don’t.
Here are some facts that we wish were true about sex
Women don’t have orgasms, their bodies are incapable of it. It’s an evolutionary thing. Women lost the ability to have orgasms and men lost the ability to give a fuck.
If you’re not lucky enough to have a threesome when you’re alive, you’ll have nothing but hot threesome sex when you go through the pearly gates. You can even pick your hot lesbian angel chicks to do. If you have ever been jammy enough to have a threesome when you were alive, when you go to hell you’ll have nothing but devil’s threesome’s. A fat hairy chick and a dude who’s got a bigger mickey than you. So think wisely if the opportunity ever presents itself.
Vagina’s are self cleaning, just like a posh oven. So if you ever go home early and that Juan sheet does plenty cunt is hiding in your wardrobe, accept no excuses.
Women say that they can have multiple orgasms. However, lesbians are the only beings on this earth with the patience to see if it’s true.
A blowjob isn’t cheating, so I can’t understand why the missus was so upset when she walked in and caught me with the postman halfway down my throat. Women.
Every day around the world 120,000,000 people have sex???? You do know that the worlds population is upwards of 6,000,000,000 don’t you?
120,000,000 cases of sex each day, so that’s at least 240,000,000 unless you count threesomes and orgies and swingers parties or bukkake evenings.
So at any one time, around 4% of the world’s population are having sex.
Sounds believable to me.
What don’t you get?