Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

Men, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds - yeah well you probably knew that ya hornbag!

Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

For every “normal” website, there are five naughty porn ones.

The black widow spider eats her mate during or after sex. – Don’t blame her, if a man isn’t all that in bed, what else is he good for.

“Formicophilia” is a fetish for having small insects crawl all over your bits. – Eh….manky!

It’s illegal to have sex with a porcupine in Florida.

Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium.

Boinking like mad can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help asthma and hay fever as well.

Sex actually relieves headaches. A long sex session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long - I think I dated that guy….

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on de telly were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

60% of men say they masturbate. – The other 40% are lying bastards.

It can take anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 weeks for a man to regain erection.

There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.- I really should cut back on my jizz intake.

When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation – which head though?

The first legalized condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused - so it was like “Honey, let’s make love.” “Yes dear, just have to give me johnny a quick rinse.”

Besides the bits and boobs, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes - lucky swine.

You’ll never know when one of these useless facts will come in handy, like on a date, or when your holidays and that porcupine starts giving you the eyes.

V.