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Dear Auntie V.

I need some advice. I’ve been going out with my girlfriend for over two years, I think she’s beautiful, but when we’re in bed she always turns off all the lights, hides under the sheets, and gets very self conscious, I really only get to feel things I’m never allowed to see them. I always tell her how sexy I think she is, but that doesn’t seem to work. It’s a bit frustrating. What should I do?

Rob.

Hi Rob.

Well as always Auntie V will do her best to help. Ok so for like ever you’ve only dreamed of lying next to one of those air brushed models off the telly, well for like ever she”s always compared herself to them.

Now you might not care that you’re no Vin Diesel (or whoever the kids like these days) but it’s a big thing for women not to all be Megan Fox’s, do you know what I mean?

No matter if she never takes a compliment seriously, don’t stop giving the to her. Pay her compliments when she least expects them, like first in the morning when her hair is a mess and her make up is all over the pillow.  If she’s covered up in a blanket tell her how beautiful her legs are, kiss and caress the areas she’s self conscious about, letting her know you’re more than ok with them.

Now having said that, although she may never be 100% confident with herself, knowing that you love her the way she is, will be more than enough, and you’ll see her become more and more comfortable with you everyday.

Hope I’ve helped.

V.