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We get some emails.  Not tons, but our inbox doesn’t have dust settling on it.

Every now and again we’ll get an email or two telling us what they think of the site, what it needs more of, and what it needs less of.  This is great, and we genuinely love to hear it.

Sometimes we get people asking if they can contribute on the site as they have a good idea for a series or whatever.

And other times we’ll get the most random emails from people who we reckon should be under some sort of supervision.  Like this one that we just had to share.

It came in from an anonymous free email account with no name or other detail on it, apart from this…..

“had a dream last night.  you know the sort, the kind where you’re naked.  accept I wasn’t naked, everyone else was and the weirdest and sickest thing about the whole ordeal was that I was at a fat camp.  I didn’t know what to do with myself so I spent the entire dream, which was the longest dream ever by the way, trying to find clothes or blankets to cover all these fat people up.  I didn’t find anything.

Right so long story short, all these fat people started having sex together and it was like a movie I once watched on video when my parents were out for the day where all the people just kind of melted together.  I’ll never forget it, it was called Society and freaked the b’jesus out of me.

This one?

Before I knew what was having sex with them too.  Well trying to at least, but they wouldn’t have me.  there I was this buff piece of beefcake and not a single one of these larger ladies would even touch me.  i felt so rejected but then one of them took me aside and explained that it was because i was so well endowed.  I’d been scaring all the ladies with my tree trunkiness.

That made me feel better about myself so I woke up happy.

Then I was sad again because i remembered that I actually have a tiny one.

Ah well, at least it can’t get any smaller, right?”

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We don’t even know what to say.  The person who wrote this is either a tormented genius or just tormented.  We had to share it anyway.

If you have something to share and want to frighten us, make us laugh, freak us out or just plain confuse us, you know where to send it.

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