Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

First off did you know that the clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the penis…see this is why us women can do the whole multiple orgasm thing. You so jealous?

Any man that will give his woman multiple orgasms till the cows come home will always reap the rewards. Remember that lads.

There are quite a few ways to help your lady achieve multiple orgasms but as women are all different its quite good..and fun, to try out different things.

Here are some more facts you should know before you start thinking “I don’t have that kind of time to spend on her, if I don’t blow my load soon I’ll actually die!”

Less than a 1/3 of all women always have orgasms…ye should really be ashamed of yourselves lads…that’s disgraceful. So basically every 2 out 3 times that you’ve boinked someone… sorry to say this but she’s probably faked it. Yes hang your heads in shame.

Don’t worry, I won’t spank you too hard….unless you ask nicely.

There’s hope lads…if you actually give a crap, and please give a crap because as I always say you will be greatly rewarded.

Studies have shown that in the case of men who spend at least 20 minutes on foreplay that only 7% of their women won’t have a orgasm. That means that instead of your 2 out of 3 women faking orgasms, 9 out of 10 of them will have some of the best orgasms, within minutes.

Here’s a few quick tips that will help you on your journey to multiple orgasm town.

It ain’t all about Mrs. Sphincter’s Next Door Neighbour. Stimulate her breasts for a while, kisses, some gentle biting and nipple pinching will go a long way.

Some of Auntie V’s best orgasms have come from some dirrty talk and a quick fiddle on the couch. That could be because I’m a kinky bitch, but it’s probably because eye contact and a few choice erotic phrases can do a lot for a woman.

Something that’s simple, and that’s easy for you. Get comfy on your side and place your hand over her vagina and press against her pubic mound with the base of your palm. Let her push against your palm and use your index and middle fingers to stimulate her vaginal entrance. Try reaching in and go upwards with two….or three… (OR FIVE!) fingers, and press them against the roof of her vagina, this is a great way to stimulate the clit and the G-Spot at the same time. Watch what this will do!

If you’re skilled in the oral department, and no I don’t mean being able to talk a load of shite cause we all know you can do that EXTREMELY well, any effort made in that department will not go unappreciated. Now if you kinda suck ass at it, you can just press a still flat tongue against her and let her do the work, but anything that comes out will definitely be the lazy man’s load. Practice makes perfect boys.

Broad strokes with your tongue, OH YES BROAD STOKES!! YES YES YESSSSSS! are in my opinion the way to go. Start with the flat part of your tongue and and end with the tip. A little suck or nibble on the clit is also..emmm… FRICKING AWESOME!

When it finally comes down to penetration, focus on shallow thrusts at first. Using the tip of your penis, lightly penetrate her vagina. Let it rest inside of her, explore a bit but stay close to the entrance. Throw in a bit of thumb action on her clit while you’re doing this. It’s like you’re teasing her and pretty soon she been gagging for a good hard pounding. When you’re ready to give a deep thrust, really push it in there against her pelvic bone, and hold the position, withdraw and do this a couple more time. Trust me you’re driving her wild right now!

Now feel free to go to town. You deserve it.

If you’ve followed these instructions pretty well she’ll have come loads, and when you’re ready to shoot your load she’ll be more than happy, and ready to join in.

Coming soon….ways for men to have multiple orgasms.

(Yeah like that’ll ever happen!)

V.