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By | 14 Aug 2010 | No Comments

This project, created by automotive design graduate Matthew Hockham from Coventry University, is based on the Wally luxury yacht brand, and explores the possibilities offered by the application of company’s distinctive styling and philosophy to the automotive world.

Yeah?

Yachts?

Get ta fuck.

Although you could just picture the kind of cunt climbing out of one of these.  Someone called Fintan sipping on a glass of Pimms punch while trying to passive aggressively torture his secretly lesbian girlfriend, Destiny into some anal on the deck.

I only submit this to the Cars We’ll Never Own section because I don’t know a single person cunty enough to actually want to own one in the first place.

It looks like something that the designers of Back to the Future II vomited up after a night out and thought it better not to feature it as something we may be driving in the year 2015.  And rightly so.

Apparently, Matthew explains “The concept is designed to fit into the company’s image and appeal. The aim is to bring the essence of Wally onto the land and offer an exclusive user experience.”

The essence of Wally indeed.

Sounds like a fragrance sold to kiddie fiddlers.

No production date or price for this as it’s a concept, but it wouldn’t surprise us at all to hear it being sold to boating types, as the Wally company also does skis and all manner of stuff that you should rent and never own.

We’re not sold here, what do you think?

Like that? Maybe you'll like these. Then again, maybe you won't. We're not fucking psychics you know.

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