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This Is A Review Of An Album By A Band Called Adebisi Shank

By | 8 Sep 2010 | One Comment

Beep. Plink. Beep beep bop.

Beep plink plinky plinky plinky plinky

DE NENE NENE NENENSHFUCKING YEEEAHHHHMOTHERFUCKER DENENENENENNENEEEEENNNNN!!!

That’s how it starts. The best opening to any album I have ever heard.

And it goes on like that. Until the end. It’s like the album is so good that it’s laughing at you, and you want to laugh along.

Then you want to get up and dance, and smash some shit up, and laugh some more and stick a plastic bag on your head and run around for a bit.

There’s riffs here that would make AC/DC shit themselves, and keyboards that would scare the fuck out of the Prodigy.

It sounds like ELO having amphetimine fuelled sex with an Atari 2600 while listening to Kraftwerk. I mean that as the greatest compliment that I can pay to a band.

Look at that cover for God’s sake.

IT’S TWO ZEBRAS RUNNING AROUND IN TRON!!

Christ, I’m listening to ‘Micromachines’ now and it reminds me of the White Stripes, Daft Punk, Redneck Manifesto and Michael Jackson all at once.

My music muscle is literally ERECT.

Fucking brilliant. This is what all music should sound like.

Listen here and buy it now from Tower Records or download it here for a fiver.

10/10

Like that? Maybe you'll like these. Then again, maybe you won't. We're not fucking psychics you know.

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