Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

5. Wild Things – Ahhh see how lovely I am giving all you filth mongers some lesbianism.

4. Watchmen -  I gotta gets me a latex / PVC suit like hers and a Superhero lover, and a spaceship.

3. 8 Mile – See how Brittany lubes herself up? That makes me laugh cause I only have to look at Eminem and I’m wetter then a teeny bopper at a Justin Bieber Concert.

2. 9 1/2 Weeks – I haven’t actually seen this movie, but a friend recommended it to me for my list. I’ve never seen Mickey Rourke like that ever before, didn’t even believe it was him. I nearly came in me pants. I always thought he was quite fuckable. Like you know that scene in The Wrestler with the blonde chick in the bathroom, I was like damn! she’s a lucky bitch, but after just seeing these clips I was like oh Mickey Mickey Mickey, I got a serious amount of honey for you.

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1. Secretary – What would my list be without some bondage and a whole lot of kink?! I’m not a big Maggie Gyllenhaal, although I’d defo give Jakey Gyllenhaal a good spanking, and I suppose James Spader could spank me, after all I am very naughty, and have been known to make quite a few typos.