Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

Now before you go thinking that we’ve taken to enticing you in with captions just like Page 3 would, slow down.

That title doesn’t refer to the size of Lidia’s boobs, but rather the number of pictures she sent us.

Of course that title has double meanings, so I suppose we could be accused of doing what The Sun would do.  Fuck it, if it’s good enough for them.

But most girls will send a couple of pictures.  Some girls will send one.

Sometimes girls send in lots of pictures, and all of the above are just dandy with us.

And when a girl does send in as many pictures as Lidia here has, we think it’s only fair to give her her own piece.  It is only fair, right?

So, what’s going on there Lidia, 19 from Shligo?

“Ah sure not a lot, ye know yerself!”

Well if I leave it there it’s going to be the shortest correspondence with a girl ever.  For the site, not in my real life.

“what ye want to know?”

Tell us something about yourself that no one knows!

“ah I can’t do that, what about my favourite colour?  it’s purple!”

Ooh, that means you’re hiding something!

“No”

g’wan.  g’wan.  g’wan.

“I kissed a girl once”

And?

“And?  if half the people round here knew that i’d be thrown out!”

Ah it can’t be that bad.  But girls kiss girls all the time.

“Not where i’m from!  it was at a party and there was only about 7 of us there by the end of it and we started playing dares”

Ah, I suppose it was a fella who suggested the girl on girl action?

“No, it was actually the girl who I kissed?”

Dirtbird.  You have to watch out for them ones.  So what happened?

“We kissed, for a whole minute.”

And?

“I really got into it, but only near the end, she seemed happy out from the start!”

Anything else to tell?

“I get a little tingle whenever I hear the Katy Perry song, the memories come back!”

Yeah, I feel nauseous too, her songs are woeful.

Thanks Lidia for some brilliant pics.

Keep them coming into us folks [email protected]

On that note, since The Irish Daily Star wrote about us briefly in December, we’ve been getting tons of submissions, but they’re not the ones we like to get.

We don’t want hardcore amateur porn.  We don’t want full frontal.  We don’t want to Skype your girlfriend and record it.

We’re not that kind of site, and I think you all know that.

Playful, sexy pics or real girls, that’s what Real Girls is all about.  In your undies, or out of them.  But we won’t feature full frontal, so if you send them in, they’ll be edited and cropped.

All pictures that are unsuitable for us, will be deleted.  In fact, once they go on the site, they’re deleted from whatever computer was used to publish the post.

But please, keep them coming in.

Oh, and no, we don’t want you to tour the pubs and clubs on the weekends asking girls to show their boobs for us.  Thanks all the same.