Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

Finally a girl group that I’ve heard nothing of before now, and you probably haven’t either.

Actually I’ll be surprised if you hear anything form them in the future.  One might end up in next year’s Celebrity Big Brother, one will end up as a table dancer in London’s soho in a club with more bouncers than strippers and the last one will probably go to jail for rape.

They’re called Stooshe.

That’s just going by the sheer shallowness of judging them by their appearances.

When you hear their song “Fuck me”, you’ll end up thinking that they’re all on remand.

And that you want a shower, not a wank, or a fuck.  Which is what these girls were probably thinking when they recorded this tune.

“Awh yeah Guv’, we’ll to-ally ‘ave all de boiz stiff for us, innit?”

Nah, you won’t.

Here’s the full, uncensored version of the song:

And here’s the Youtube/radio friendly version called “love me”:

I don’t want to do either girls.

But I am scared at how catchy it is.  I’ve listened to it twice now and the radio friendly version has got the potential to be a big hit.

I hope it’s not.

It probably will though, just to spite me, and all because of the lesbian line:  “I’m joking you know I don’t do dick, fuck off!”

In case you missed it, the one with the short hair who looks like she’d eat your dick on toast is the lesbian.