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It’s lunch time and there’s a few things you’re probably doing right about now.

If you’re unemployed, you’re only up out of bed and lunch is your breakfast.  Bonus points if you’ve Sky plus’d the late night sessions on Babestation, are in your boxers and are warming yourself up for an early afternoon delight with your toblerone while you have your Frosties.

If you’re working and you can read this site, it means your IT manager is a bigger pervert than you are and he sees this site as tame.  We want to work with you.

Either that, or all of this talk of boxer shorts, babestation and Frosties has you horny and you’re off to the jacks with your smartphone to welch a wank off the company wifi.

But probably more likely is the scenario that you are sitting at your desk with a sad packed lunch completely devoid of Dairylea dunkables or even a Penguin bar.

Or you’re all posh and are queuing up in a coffee shop waiting for an overpriced sandwich and crapuccino.

Balls to all of that, what you need is to head to the shop and get the ingredients for something that is so homo-erotic to eat and even say that only the manliest of men can pull it off consume it.

The Banana Split.

1 Scoop of  Vanilla Ice Cream

1 Scoop of Chocolate Ice Cream

1 Scoop of Strawberry Ice Cream

1 Large Bananananana

Chocolate Sauce

Hot Fudge Sauce – made all warm and gooey (like yer ma!)

A Few Strawberries – chopped up

Nuts!

Whipped Cream – from a spray can yoke

1 Cherry to pop…on top

And why would we bring such a recipe to a site dedicated to men?

Simple, we found this picture floating around the internet!