Another sexy Saturday and more sexy news from around the globe. Be warned some of this shit is totally weird!
Caught Rapid!
Even though 47 year old Terry Glenn Doxey’s girlfriend is locked up in a women’s correctional facility, serving a sentence for retail theft he was determined to do anything to prove his love for her.
Early one morning Terry decided to prove his love by parking in the parking lot behind the prison where his girlfriend’s window looks over. It was still dark so her turned on the interior lights of his car, so she could see him. Ahhh so sweet, he really thought of everything didn’t he? Terry then proceeded to furiously masturbate for her.
The police noticed the mysterious vehicle behind the jail and caught Terry mid performance. He was promptly arrested and charged with indecent exposure.
I guess the police just don’t understand truce romance.
Boobies Save Lives
Sheyla Hershey of Texas was driving her car and minding her own business when a tree jumped out right in front of her and she was unable to avoid it. She said the crash was very scary but was thankful that she wasn’t injured, except she did wonder why her massive 38KKK (she used to have world record 38MMMs, but had them reduced) boobs hurt like hell.
She then realised that her massive breasts saved her from severe injury, like her very own pair of personal airbags.
The police determined she was not under the influence of alcohol, but Sheyla did reveal that she takes prescribed medications for back pain. So even though her big boobies are destroying her back slowly and painfully, her sexy air bags totally saved her life.
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