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I love women, I really do but sometimes some of them can really wreck my head.

Yesterday I told you about the five fictional women I wanted to get down and dirty with and because some people believe there needs to be some balance to the universe, I will create some by ranting about some chicks that I don’t wanna get freaky with, but that I do wanna strangle!

Marge Simpson

She is the anti-Lois Griffin, she is shapeless, with stupid hair, she is stupid and never stops nagging, and she is always looking for something to complain about.

If you marry someone like Homer Simpson you know what you are getting yourself into, but not Marge, the woman is obsessed with changing him into what she wants him to be.

She has displayed her ignorance and stupidity on many occasions and her refusal to learn or lack of desire to better her understanding of anything have turned me off  The Simpsons.

Lisa Simpson

I know Lisa is just a girl, but I don’t care cause this is my list!

Lisa is just like her ma, she is a moaning bitch. They try and show Lisa as being smart, but she is not, she is just surrounded by morons. She is pompous, pretentious, arrogant, condescending and a fooking head wrecker.

I don’t hate anyone, but Lisa and Marge Simpson are the two fictional characters that make my blood boil.