Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

Ok guys, here is another list, I have a couple of reasons for making this list: I enjoy doing lists and I stole the idea off of Maxi!

In my last list about Five Fictional Men that I wanted to be, I mentioned a few fine women, and obviously I don’t wanna be a woman so I thought I’d give you a list of fictional hotties that I wanna get my groove on with.

Let’s get rolling like Stephen Hawking going down a hill with no breaks.

Lois Griffin

Lois is the first of two cartoon characters that will appear in this list, does that reflect poorly on me? I don’t think so; I think/hope every man has a few cartoon characters he would love to poke with his meat stick.

Lois is bang tidy, she is able to put up the Peters crap, so I know she would not freak out on me the next time I get too drunk to reach the toilet in time.

I get the feeling that Lois would break you in half in the bedroom, or at least try her best to break you, but you would love every agonizing moment of it. She’s a real fiery red head, she can stand up for herself and I like it, I would let her dominate me any day.

Jessica Rabbit

Here is the second cartoon character on my list, but at least I did not put up one of those creepy Japanese porn characters, who has a wank while watching a cartoon?

Lois and Jessica make my heart flutter and my ball sack swell, but I could not bring my self to wank over them, unless I was a cartoon character, or if I did have a chance to take them into the real world and have my wicked way I most defiantly would.

But Jessica Rabbit, where do I begin? Her boobies, only once in my life have I ever wanted to be Bob Hoskins, when he is standing up and his head bumps into Jessica’s juice pair, I wish I was him so I could have dived in between those lovely tits. Jessica said “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way” but I think you are perfect just the way you are Jessica.