The orgasm is the greatest thing ever in the whole world EVER. It’s natural, free, amazing and you can have one basically whenever you want.
I’ve been blessed with the ability to easily achieve orgasm, which probably explains why I am the way I am. Tee hee hee. I think that if people had more orgasms the world would be a much better place, this is probably why I do what I do.
You probably already know orgasms result in muscular contractions, increase heart rate/blood pressure, are associated with intense pleasure, and can be experienced by both men and women. But here are a few things you may not know:
When the male orgasms, he ejaculates secretions of sperm, amounting to ten cubic centimetres per encounter. It has been calculated that the average male will orgasm enough fluid over his lifetime, to four one litre cartons of milk, fourteen times! That’s a bit gross actually especially if you swallow…
While it is common knowledge that women have various g-spot locations, not many are aware that men have these too. There are three spots to be exact, the fraenulum (directly underneath the male appendage), the perineum (patch of skin between the testicles and anus), and the prostate gland.
The average speed of ejaculate during a male orgasm is 28MPH. This is in excess of the top speeds of the greatest runners in the world. This is in exact opposite of the slow and steady pace of the sperm, which are only capable of travelling one and half inches every fifteen minutes of intense swimming. The force of orgasm is thought to give them a head start, considering they have a good three or four inches to go before they reach their final destination.
When a virgin Queen Bee takes a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony) after she chooses her lucky lover, they do their thing. But he’s not so lucky because during orgasm their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!
A pig’s orgasm can last 30 minutes. Lucky swine!
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