Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

Well it’s not Boobie Tuesday, but Auntie Vibratora has come up with the genius idea that is “Top Titty Tips”. I’m gonna give you lads some helpful pointers on pleasuring your women in the fun bag area.  So you’ll have a nice surprise for your woman come Valentine’s Day.

Now I know most of you are thinking “WTF? I don’t have time to be worrying about her, I’m gonna die of a horn!” but did you know that sexual arousal can increase breast size? And aren’t big boobies better? And even better than that nipples are get all hard and suckable…and believe me if you want her to be sucking on anything you can bet your ass you’re gonna have to return the favour.

Boobies are super sensitive cause they have so many nerve endings, did you know that some women can achieve orgasms just from breast and nipple stimulation? I’ve yet to meet a man that can do that for me, so if any of you guys are up to the challenge, you know where I am.

According to the Kama Sutra some scratching and biting or the breasts and nipples is considered highly erotic, sounds kinky to me, but hey I’m all about the kink.

So I’ve done some research and a bit of experimenting, hey I gotta get mine, and so here are some tips and techniques for you guys to try out. You can thank me later.

A simple breast massage can do so much. Using the whole of your hand cup and caress the breasts. Gently massage them in a circular motion. Get a whole other buzz by incorporating some lube or massage oil, very sexy.

Nipple play can be so hot, but a word of advice lads if it’s your ladies “special time” her nipples can be very tender so what may be very sexual and pleasuring one day could be complete agony for her the next.

Rub the nipples starting with very light strokes, sweep your hand back and forth over them. Using closed fingers gently stroke the nipples. Tease them by giving them a gentle pull with your thumb and forefinger. And roll the nipples gently between your thumb and forefinger like you are turning a dial, if she’s loving it you can gradually add for pressure.

Now for some oral techniques. Run your tongue in a circular motion around the nipple, but  be nice and gentle your not going to town on a 99 here. Use your tongue in the same way you would use your fingers to tease the nipples. Then lightly blow on them, the cool air on the moistened nipples will make them feel all cold and tingly and will help them harden, and make everything so much more pleasurable. Spice thing up even more by adding some flavoured lubricants or even whip cream or chocolate sauce, but a little bit goes a long way, your better half isn’t a knickerbocker glory.

Now if your still all lazy feckers and not intrigued by my tips and tricks, our friends over at Sex-Toys.ie have some gadgets that will do the job for you.

Climax Nipple Gel, a mint flavoured gel that not only tastes good but will heighten nipple sensation. These Heart Shaped Breast Massagers are made from a soft jelly material and feature breast and nipple nubs that stimulate the breast and feel absolutely fantastic. Now being a kinky bitch, but with a lot of class, I would love a pair of these Butterfly Nipple Clamps, they are adjustable, loosing them up for a little pinch and tighten them to make it hurt so good!

But trust me your ladies will appreciate your hard work and effort so much more then some toys and you’ll probably be GREATLY  rewarded in the end.

Have Fun!

Vibratora.