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As a gamer I know one thing I always wanna do is enhance my gaming experience, whether that’s with the latest games or updating my surroundings or getting drunk on a new beer while I beat someone’s ass on Modern Warfare. That’s why I think that if I was rich I would totally buy one of these bad boys!

You’re gonna love the MWE Emperor 200. They say it’s “a workstation” but let’s face it, would you wanna “work” in one of these? No…You’d want to have fun in it, the Emperor 200 is probably the most awesome gaming station that we’ll ever see!

The system wraps you entirely in its scorpion like design, ensuring an immersive experience. It is an ergonomic leather seating unit with chair adjustments. It comes with three touch screen monitors each with a 24″ LED display, with HD resolution, motorised screen, LED lighting and THX surround system. Not only that but the MWE Emperor 200 even has an air filtration system, helpful for all the manly farting that you do.

Each one is hand-built to your exact requirements.

You’re gonna think now that your desk and chair, or your corner of the couch is nothing compared to this setup.

The whole thing is motorized too, so you can adjust the angle of your environment without having to move your lazy ass out of the chair.

If you actually wanna do some work on it, it has a work surface for your keyboard and mouse, and the monitors can be positioned at a flat eye-level.

If white isn’t your thing MWE offers the Emperor 200 in other colors, you can go with in a bolder black or in trendy red. With the whole scorpion-ness of it, I’d go with the black.

The MWE Emperor 200 has been called “the Porsche of computer systems” which basically means it ain’t cheap!

It costs about €34,000 which is a bit crazy. You’d think for that price the chair would at least have a massager in it, is that too much to ask? Personally I think for that price I’d want it to blow me 24/7!

If you can’t fork out the 30k+ for that, check out MWE’s “bargain priced” Emporer 1510, which does away with the fancy finishes and touchscreen remote, and is less fancy but is considerably more accessible with prices starting at only about €5000. Sure I’ll get one next week….yeah right!