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I like holidays, I don’t take a lot of them though. I find that anytime I leave the country something goes wrong or the whole trip becomes way too stressful. Holidays are meant to be fun and they shouldn’t feel like work.

I’m not into the typical touristy things though when I’m away, castles, churches and boring museums really don’t impress me. My usual reaction to anything like that is “Is that it? Really?!”

When I heard about some of the sexiest places in the world, I thought “Now we’re talking!”

I love sex; it’s relaxing, fun, it’s not stressful and it doesn’t have to be a whole lot of effort. These places celebrate that.

From penis parks, to fertility shrines, to all kinds of sex museums, these sexy places around the world will make your holiday fun, unique, naughty and a little bit kinky too.

The City of Amsterdam, Netherlands

This is probably my number one dream holiday destination. There’s so many sexy things to see and do in Amsterdam, it oozes eroticism.

You could check out all the beautiful, sexy and scantily clad ladies in the famous Red Light District. We here at Boob.ie do not endorse prostitution although we understand that a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do! We do suggest just pointing at them and taking pictures, like what you’d do in an art gallery. “Oohhh look a real life hooker!” *click click*

There are also lots of sex toy shops throughout the city selling every gadget, costume, and cream you could want. Like I said before I’m not a fan of museums but I would however go to the Sex Museum or the Erotic Museum, which are both full of hardcore exhibits, pornographic photos, and crazy sex contraptions. Oh, I like me some sex contraptions!

Erotic Heritage Museum, Las Vegas Nevada

The Erotic Heritage Museum was created between a partnership of a Preacher and a Pornographer.  Rev. Ted McIlvenna and Harry Mohney agreed to work together to create the Las Vegas Erotic Heritage Museum and maintain a mission of preservation for erotic artifacts, fine art and film.

It houses more than 17,000 square feet of permanent and featured exhibits designed to preserve wonders of the erotic imagination as depicted through the artistic expression of acts of sex and love. It is dedicated to the belief that sexual pleasure and fun are natural aspects of the human experience, that such pleasure must be made available to all.

Sounds like fun!

Haesindang Park, Samcheok South Korea

Also known as Penis Park! Hell yeah!!!!!!!

Haesindang Park is full of totem-pole like penis carvings, which make for some interesting scenery.

The story behind the park is that there was once a virginal young woman who was engaged to be married. One day, she had her fiancée drop her off on Aebawi Rock in the sea to harvest seaweed while he did work on the beach. Sadly, a change in weather brought the woman to an untimely, tragic, and penis-less death. For years following the incident, the villagers were unable to catch fish and, thinking it was because of the dead woman, created a park in her honour where they created these carvings and held religious ceremonies. Knob-tastic fun!

Love Land, Jeju South Korea

Another sexy place bursting with eroticism.

You can stroll through over one hundred sculptures poised in sexual positions, as well as enjoy rotating exhibitions and educational films. The interactive exhibits will have your mind racing with naughty thoughts.