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(This was actually the first ever piece published on Boob.ie.  But it’s just so genius that I think it needs to be seen again – Maxi) 

Well, while this fella actually did something useful with a Pringles can, we came up with some much more fun, manly and awe inducing inventions.

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What you will need:

One large tube of pringles. One belly full of pringles to aid hyperactivity. One sicssors – how the fuck do you spell sciscors?! – some glue, various bits of shit you find lying around your house, some raw offal and anything else mentioned below.

Make sure you have Pringle owners permission before you start gluing shit to their stuff.

Let the fun commence!

1. Make a fake pirate telescope and pretend you’re a pirate.

2. Use it to conceal a tube of stolen tennis balls from Lifestyle Sports.

3. Paint brown. Caber toss for midget Highland Games.

4. Stick it up your arse and allow a hamster to climb through. Enjoy sensation.

5. Fix the pipes in the bathroom.

6. Attach a mirror to the end and pretend you’re using a periscope.

7. Stick a funnel on one end and play ‘rocket ships to the moon’.

8. Holder for oversize souvenir pencils.

9. Attach a strap to both ends and use as an arrow holder yoke like Robin Hood.

10. Store 4 jars worth of Marmalade. Wash jars, bring to European shop for 20c refund.

11. If under 16, hide cans inside and say that you’re going to your mates house to eat pringles.

12. Make massive hash pipe.

13. Fill with liver and fornicate it.

14. Upright slinky storage.

15. Melt 24 candles. Pour into pringle tube. Stick a string in the middle. Massive candle.

16. Roll up 7 t-shirts. Get 7 pringles tubes. Save space in suitcase.

17. Throw out Pringles, fill with Hunky Dorys. Epic win.

18. Toilet roll holder for giants.

19. Attach wheels from rollerskates, fill with caps from a toy gun, insert snooker ball. Light. Mini fun cannon!

20. Attach wire and lightbulb to inside. Sell to cuntish NCAD graduates in Urban Outfitters for €75.

21. Fill with gravel. Throw at swans on the canal.

22. Order snack box. Eat snack box. Throw bones into Pringles tube instead of back into box, thus saving you the embarassment of picking up an already eaten chicken leg in front of company and looking like a hobo.

23. Portable toilet for long car journeys. Make good time.

24. Attach corn on the cob handle things to each end. Rolling pin for weaklings.

25. Attach a ruler to inside and leave outside front door. Calculate annual average rainfall.

26. Attractive vase.

27. Fill with Vodka. Drink on Luas without shame (remember to tap the end on each mouthfull though to give the imperssion that you’re eating broken Pringles).

28. Attach bottle of Flo-Gas via rubber tube. Bunsen burner for giants.

29. Insert nails through end. Dig hole. Place tube in hole. Cover with leaves. Enjoy Rabbit dinner.

30. Paint it up like a cigarette. Fill with cigarettes. Bask in praise.

31. Throw in bin.

Any more? I’m bored.

Written by one time Boob.ie contributor, Ronald Raygun.  We re-post this in the hope that he’ll read this and want to come back.  He might want to call us names for using his stuff, but if he does it’ll just make us happy, because we miss him and he never told us he was going.  He just went.