Someone forgot to tell him that Gene Simmons isn't cool anymore. In fact, Gene Simmons was never cool.
Name: Ham Solo
Position: Co-owner of Boobie Media Enterprises. Webmaster Extraordinaire. Sometime Sock Puppeteer.
Location: A galaxy far, far away.
Description: Like his gun-toting, spaceship-commanding, lady-humping name sake, Ham Solo also has a head, two arms and two legs. That’s pretty much where the similarities end. I suppose you could say he’s from another planet but really, that’s just a figure of speech. He’s from Kildare…
…Meh, Close enough.
