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Remember that Christmas when Santa brought you your very first Atari? Well I don’t cause the fat bastard basically brought me the Tesco Value Brand version of an Atari, which was probably called the Shitari…but it’s alright I’m over it now, I swear.

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Right, now I’m just delivering the news of this here download, I have no idea on how to jailbreak anything.

The mere thought of it makes me come out in cold sweats that I’d break my gadget.

Not because I’m a technophobe, but because I’m a lazy fucker and if I did mess it up I wouldn’t have the patience to get it back to the way it was.

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If I was a chick, watches would be my shoes…did that make sense?

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I love a gadget I do.

I love the concept of something shiny and out of my price range.  I love it the way women love shoes that they can’t afford.

And this, lads, is my Christian Louboutin.  If you don’t know what they are, then you’re obviously straight and single. Read More

Imagine you had a window right?  Imagine when you touched that window, instead of giving it a damn good licking that you touched it and stuff happened.

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Yeah, I couldn’t decide whether this was a tech news bit or a music bit, so it’s both.  So there.

It was only a matter of time I suppose.

But given that the whole recording industry was having a communal conniption about the concept that CD’s would no longer be sold, I thought it would have happened a whole lot quicker than this. Read More

Technology has come a long way in recent times.

I remember a time before the internet.

I remember a time before mobile phones.

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Yes, another best of list, the kind that will flood the internet over the next week and that has done since last week.

But we’re better because our lists always are.

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It’s been a good year for gadgets really.

Lots of shiny stuff that we want but can’t afford or can’t get our hands on just yet.

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