Two boobs good, four boobs better

The last couple of weeks have seen some great shots sent to us in the form of Jenny and Hannah.  Both girls pushed the boat and their boobs out for full on shoots of themselves.  And if you look at the chart on the homepage of the most popular pages, you won’t be surprised to see both of them on top of the list.

But we don’t want you to think that we’re forgetting about the humble boob only shots.  We understand that all girls have a naughty streak, but that some would rather keep the naughty streak a secret.

That’s fine with us, we’re just happy you shared your secret snaps with us.

This week is a mammoth Real Irish Boobs section containing four girls who understand that you just want to see what they’ve got and couldn’t really give two fucks about what they were up to or why they took the pictures.

It’s a no nonsense Boobie Tuesday!

Aoife, 26 from Straffan

More Aoife

Sinead, 24 from Terenure

More Sinead

Jennie, 19 from Slane

More Jennie

Even more Jennie!

Lisa, 22 from Sligo

More Lisa from Sligo!

God Bless Sligo!

And as always ladies, you can send your pics to us at the usual address inbox@boob.ie.

Or you can request your free Boob.ie tshirt to pose in!

And fellas, if you’ve got an adventurous lady in your life who you reckon the world would be a better place for knowing, you know what to do.

Sure it might cost you some jewellery, or a bottle of Buckfast (depending on your lady), but it’s a small price to pay.

Happy Boobie Tuesday!

We get a nice amount of submissions to our Real Irish Babes section each week.  Some of them will feature a few pictures and a short little note attached.

Most of them however, just come in with nothing in the subject line and just a picture attached.

Other’s come in with just a single picture and the bare minimum of information attached.

This week is dedicated to those single submission girls.  The ones who wait for a week or two before mailing again to ask “Hey, why aren’t my boobs on the site, godammit?!”  Or words along those lines.

Well girls, here you are.  May I on behalf of the readers of Boobie Tuesday salute you.

Shana, 22 from Roscommon

Tara, 22 from Blanchardstown

Ciara, 20 from Dundrum

Grainne, 24 from Dublin

Anne Marie, 19 from Dublin city

Natalie, 20 from Westport

Paula, 20 from Naas

Jamie, 21 from Slane

There you have it ladies, your moment in the limelight.

If you have any pictures to send to us, get them in to inbox@boob.ie

To be sure to be in with a chance to be featured on Boobie Tuesdays, give us some info about yourself.  And just have fun with it!

When 23 year old Trista first emailed us her pictures we were a bit sceptical that they were from a genuine Irish girl.  I mean, how many Irish girls have tan lines like those?

It’s not as if we’re swimming in that much sunshine.  But she was quick to clear it up:

“… … I’ve just gotten back from a year out in Australia.  I was lucky enough to have a part time job in a restaurant where the tips were good enough to allow me to lounge on the beach 4 days a week!  Of course that was in between beach parties and seeing what the Aussie men had to offer…. …

… … it was one of those beach bums who took these pictures as part of a drunken weekend a few months ago, he never got to see them, but he did get the real thing!

… … but the visa ran out so now I’m back at my mammy’s house until I can find something better.  Maybe one of your readers has a cheap room to rent?”

Just back from Australia, how did you find us?

“I was using my friend’s laptop and your site was bookmarked.  Actually, only the girls were bookmarked so maybe he’ll recognise me!”

Well good luck finding some digs, Trista.  But don’t fret, I’m sure if you’re still stuck somebody here could help you out!

What about it lads?

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Send your pics into us inbox@boob.ie

We love our jobs here at Boob.ie.  Not only do we enjoy the amounts of moist pleasure our greatness gets us from the ladies, but it’s always a pleasure to open your emails and have the following waiting to greet you:

“Howdy lads,

One of my girlfriends told me about your site and it’s a right laugh even if it isn’t really aimed at us girlies.  It’s great to see somewhere that a girl can go if she wants to show off her exhibitionist side without trying the UK lads mags.  Anyway, my fella was over one night when I was flicking through your site and before I could suggest that he take pictures of me, he had the camera out.

I don’t know how we got them done to be honest because we spent our time giggling, but when we had them done, we released the giggling energy.  But you can’t see those pics!!  They’re private!

Anyway, hope you and your readers enjoy them.  We may do more of them…..

xx Elaine

… … …”

Well Elaine, let me thank you on behalf of me, the Boob.ie lads and ladies and our readers.  Although we’re not too hot on your fella.  Anyone with a girlfriend with boobs like yours who is happy to have them snapped makes us want to self harm.

Here you are lads, enjoy.  I have.

Remember you can send your pics to us at inbox@boob.ie

This is Anna.  Anna has a name that means gracious in Hebrew.  Why is that important?  Fucked if I know.  I went out with a Hebrew girl once.  At least she told me she was Hebrew.  We went out for a while and had a few laughs.  Inevitably things moved to the bedroom and we were getting hot and heavy.  I suppose I was being the ultimate gentleman by respecting her wishes not to do anything until she felt she was ready, so it came as a surprise.  To find out that she had been telling the truth all along.  She was indeed a Hebrew, and not a Shebrew.

I don’t think I’d have the same worry with Anna here, she’s all woman.

Photography courtesy of Celtic Glamour

Holy Jesus.

What else can we say?

This is what Love Irish Boobs is all about.  San is a real Irish woman who decided to give glamour modelling a go.  It’s not gratuitous, it’s not demeaning.  She decided to do the shoot and decided to leave everything to the imagination.

Plus she’s absolutely gorgeous.

Trade is down in pubs lately, but we can’t help but think that it might pick up if more pubs had a dress code like this one.  We’re not saying which pub it is, you’ll just have to visit every one that you come across and hope you find San.

And now the obligatory puns that accompany pictures of a woman in underwear behind a bar:

She gives good head – on a pint

We could whip her up some special brew

We could shake her up a creamy cocktail

And so on.

Enough of this fuckwittery, on with the pictures.

We’ve said this before, but we love a brave woman.  Not only does it take courage to bare all in a photoshoot, or even a photoshoot on a beach.  But to pose nude in a photoshoot on a beach in Ireland takes some real girl balls.

Even on the hottest day we’re likely to receive in this country, the beach is no place to be.  But that doesn’t bother Polly here.  Even the fact that she’s sitting on ragged rocks and probably getting sand in places doesn’t deter her.

Maybe she’s interested in fishing.  I went fishing at the beach once with me da and all we caught was a poxy cold.  B’dum tsh.  Seriously though, it’s a shit place to fish.  Having said that though, there was a drunken instance during rag week when I rolled around the sand with a tasty piece of stuff.  Wasn’t fishing exactly, but I did wake up with crabs.

Not that we’re suggesting that Polly has crabs, because we’re not and we won’t hear it said about her.

Although she does look familiar….

This is Natalie, and we like Natalie.

Natalie is what Boob.ie’s real Irish babes section is all about.  She could be the girl sitting next to you on the bus.  She could be the girl serving you in the bank when you go to cash your dole cheque.

She hasn’t fallen in to the belief that a woman needs fake tan and a bleach job to be sexy.

I once pulled a girl in a club who was covered in fake tan, the next morning the walk of shame was just that.  I looked like I’d been the target of a toddlers dirty protest.

It pretty much smelled like that too.

Also Natalie hasn’t falled for the bottle of bleach for the hair.  The dirty nappy schmeared woman also had a Worzel Gummidge do.  It not only felt like straw, but set off my allergies.  But I have to commend her hair dresser for getting just the roots of her hair jet black.  There’s a lot of that style going around these days.

It’s worse than a comb over on a dude.

No, not our Natalie.

This is Michelle.

There are lots of things that we like about Michelle.  We like the fact that she has great taste in sexy under garmenty things.  We like the fact that she has great taste in strappy sandally half way up the leg type dealies.  We also like the fact that she plays pool.

Why do we like these things?

Dunno really, but for any man who goes to his local snooker hall he’ll understand that the testosterone levels go through the roof whenever a woman enters.

It’s a strange thing.  Not many women enter the halls of the local snooker place, so when one does a man feels immediately out of place.  We’re taken back to our days in the community center when the boy who could pot the balls quickest got some action under the stage.

This would explain why some of us are better at getting the balls away than others.

I’m great at getting them in the pockets, but that’s only because I had a better looking mate who got the action despite not being able to hold a cue without hurting himself.  So I played pool for hours until he was finished under the stage.  Then I’d have to tell the girl that it was all over.

Politics is complicated.

Well gentlemen (and ladies) it’s that time of the week again, when we celebrate the wonderful world of the boob.

That’s right, it’s Boobie Tuesday.

Peek

First up today we have Kate.  Kate sent us some pictures that she said “… took ages to get done with the self timer … … but I did have fun … … I feel very naughty doing this”.

It’s ok to feel naughty Kate.

a boob!

We’d love to say that we feel naughty looking at your pics, but feeling naughty is an experience we’ve long since lost.  We do feel guilty though, we should be visiting our nan.  Ah, they won’t unplug the machine until we get there.

Next up is Shell.  Shell didn’t want to tell us anything about herself apart from the fact that she’s 20 and from Kildare,so we’re going to make up stuff.

So here we go.

Shell is an astronaut detective who travels the galaxy solving mysteries with her comedy sidekick, Mr Wicklebum.

Mr Wicklebum is always getting her into trouble and causing more hassle than he’s worth.

Isn’t that always the way with sidekicks?

Lastly, but by no means leastly, we have Jodie.

Those of you who are fans of Boobie Tuesdays and the real girls section may remember when she sent in pictures of herself before.  If you don’t, refresh your memory HERE.

Last time she said that she loved releasing her inner porn star.

Looks like this time she’s embracing her stripper side with those nipple tassles!

We can’t wait to see what side she unleashes if she decides to come back again!

We salute Kate, Shell and welcome back Jodie.

Girls, get yourself featured on Boobie Tuesday and let your wild side out.

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