Two boobs good, four boobs better

I don’t think anyone needs reminding about Jenny from Wicklow a couple of weeks back, but just to be safe take a look at her stuff HERE.

Well aside from the amount of hits that Jenny got we also got an email from someone by the name of Hannah.  Hannah is 22 and from Blackrock in Dublin and reckons she can give Jenny a run for her money.

“Hi guys,

Love the site, it’s a great laugh altogether.  I especially think it’s great that there’s finally a proper place that us girlies can send our cheeky pics.  The uk mags like Front and FHM are great too, pity there’s no mag like that here but your site more than makes up for the absence.

Anywhoo, I saw yer one Jenny last week and she’s stunning but I reckon I could be more popular than her on your next Boobie Tuesday.  Which is the best day of the week by the way!

So after much practice with the mirror and the timer on the camera I came up with a few.

Hope you and all your readers like them!

xxx

Hannah”

Hannah, what can we say?

Seriously.

We gave you some real Irish Bums earlier, so we’d figure while we’re at it we’d do another one.

No sooner had we got the first piece up on the site that we got an email from Jessica in Swords who has already featured on the site a short while back.

“After we sent the pics to you, we took a few more and I kind of got into it.  So unless anyone else has sent in a pic of their bum, I’d like to be the first one to do so!

Hope it’s ok”

Suppose it’ll do Jess!!

You can always send us your boob and bum pics to the usual inbox@boob.ie address, in the mean time we’ll get on with this.  Featuring the most popular girls from Celtic Glamour, we show you another reason, apart from their Real Irish Boobs, that has made them so popular.

Behold….

Karen's bum

Sandra's bum

Polly's bum

Steph's bum

Boob.ie Fave, Lee and her bum!

More Lee

Thanks as always to Celtic Glamour.

Stay tuned to Boobie Tuesdays as we’ll be announcing details of our first ever Boob.ie Shoot!

First up this week we have Marie from Clonskeagh.  A little poem for you there.  Here’s another one for you – “Boobs, boobs, for motorboatin!  Anyone?  No?  I’ll get me coat then”

Ok, so I’ll steer clear of the poetry in future, and stick to what I’m good at.  When I find out what that is, that is!

20 year old Marie sent us in some pics she took of herself on a whim.  We know when a whim takes us there’s not much you can do about it!!

Marie said:

“Sorry about the blurry shots, but I wasn’t going for the pro look.  I was going for the boobie look!!”

That’ll do Marie, that’ll do!

Next up we have 19 year old Andrea from Donegal.  Andrea works part time with a promotions company going to exhibitions and theme nights in clubs and pubs.

“You know the kind of girls who are put into tiny tshirts and made to give  out free samples to blokes?  That’s me!”

Well if we had known that, we’d have sent you a Boob.ie tshirt so that you could hand out some quality boobage.  Although you’re already doing that and our shirt would only cover them up, barely.

Actually we’ll send out our smallest fit, then you can give us some brilliant underboob shots!  How about it?

“You can try your luck!”

We asked on Facebook last night what else you’d like to see on Boobie Tuesdays and the first answer was “Real Irish Bums”.

So we put the word out and here is what we came up with.

But before that, here are some interesting facts about bums:

• if you push a pair of boobs together, they look like a bum
• If you draw nipples on bum cheeks they can sometimes look like boobs
• Bums, like boobs are a great place to place certain, things.  Maybe if you’ve been a good boy on your birthday you might find out.  Or if you’ve been a bad boy and in the clink you’ll find out quicker.

Long time fans of Boobie Tuesdays will remember Crystal.  She was our first ever Real Irish Boobs, so it’s only fitting that she be our first Real Irish Bum!

Thanks to Crystal and Celtic Glamour for helping us out for our First Real Irish Boobs!

If our first attempt is to your liking, we’ll have another bash at it later.

Last week, just after we had published the last Boobie Tuesday piece, an email popped into our inbox…

“Hi fellas,

Love the site but more importantly I love that there is finally a place where aspiring models can showcase their pics in the hope of being the next Kelly Brook!

I love the Celtic Glamour girls you feature because it’s obvious that they’re real girls posing for shots.  Especially in Irish country side!

I’ve been toying with the idea of giving glamour modelling a go, so I got a friend I could trust to help me take some pics.  They’re amateur, but maybe someone might think I have what it takes to go pro!

You have my details if they do!!!

Jenny”

So there you have it lads, do you reckon this 22 year old from Wicklow has what it takes to take things further?

We certainly do!

So, what do you reckon?

Don’t forget you can send in your own pics to us, whether you aspire to be a pro or not – inbox@boob.ie

Well after an extensive Google search and a yet unanswered text to a Polish mate, we have found that there is no direct translation for boobs into Polish.

But the Polish for Breasts is Piersie.

So John sent us in some quality Piersie and other pics of his Polish missus that they’ve been collecting together.

Enjoy… the regular Real Irish Boobs section is still to come later…..

What better way to start the now world famous Boobie Tuesday this week than to invite you along to the Re-Launch party of the newly refurbished and managed Angels Lapdancing club on Leeson Street?

They’re having a massive shindig tonight, and as a special treat for all of you faithful Boob.ie readers, everyone of you can get into this party FREE!

All you have to do is tell the bigger than you doormen that “Boob.ie sent me” and you’re in.

As if that wasn’t enough, the first of you up to the big softies at the door to give them the password will also get a free lapdance!

But if the greatest and bestest Irish Men’s site in the world ever isn’t enough to convince you, then maybe a word from a special visitor to the club might do the trick…..

“Hi guys, myself and all the girls at Angels are getting ready for the launch tonight and I just can’t wait!

We are doing a Moulin Rouge / Burlesque theme night, drinks, food, show and all the rest. I have come over especially for the event.  I normally only work around Christmas, when you guys are full of the festive spirit!

I am very cheeky (as you can see), and love to tease the hell out of all of you horny Irish men.  Then I go back to my hotel, take a hot bath, and oil myself up after wards, enjoying the clean cotton sheets, and big comfy bed!

So take advantage of Boob.ie’s generous offer and see me in person, because this pic is just a teaser of what I have to offer!

See u there!!”

It all started as a ploy to get people to open up on our forum.

Little did she expect that she’d be doing it.  In fairness, I wouldn’t have made her do it, but she insisted that she was a woman of her word.

However, she did have some conditions.

“Dear Maxi, I got myself in a bit of a pickle.  On the forum last week I said I’d get em out if anyone wanted to see.  Trouble is that not enough people said they’d like to see.

I’m a proud woman y’see and it’s only fair that what I have gets showcased to as big an audience as possible.

I’m only giving you lot a taste of what I got, if you want to see me go further you’ll have to come out from under your rocks and let me know on the forum!

Then I might just splash out and get on to our friends in Celtic Glamour and do a proper shoot.  Until then, this is all you’re getting!

Enjoy!

Aunty V.”

Well lads, you can hardly blame her.

Do your bit and she’ll do hers!

What are you waiting for?  Stop gawping and get over to the forum to ask her nicely for some nipplage!

So many pics this week, this is a bumper edition of Real Irish Boobs!

First up we have 22 year old Deirdre from Thurles.

Deirdre didn’t mess around with much in her email.

“Here’s me!  hope you like”

We do.

Next up is 20 year old Tara from Dublin 6.

Tara said she remembers us from our time with the Fuel Girls at the Desperados party night a while back.

“Hi guys, I was there to take advantage of the free desperados booze.  My fella was so jealous that you got your pics taken with the stripper girls.

Anyway, I found out last week that he was cheating on me, so now he’ll be jealous that I finally did something that he wanted me to do for so long!  His loss!

“

Well Tara, we can’t say we remember you, that night was somewhat of a blur.  Although there were plenty of cunts who thought they were players.  Chances are your stupid ass of an ex was one of them.

How could he cheat on this?

Tara’s ex bloke, if you’re reading this, you’re no friend of ours.

Silly cunt.

Anyway, we also received a few pics from girls who must be just dipping their toes into the world of self shot glory.

With just a single pic in each entry and nothing more than their names and ages as filler, we had to do whatever we could.

So without further a do…..

Ramona, 25 from Poland living in Mullingar

Claire, 23 from Malahide

Great Boobie Tuesday so far, lots more to come!

In the meantime, if you want to send us pics to feature in our Real Irish Boobs section, then get them over to us at

inbox@boob.ie

And, as always, don’t forget to Love Irish Boobs.

I have to admit that when the latest shots from Celtic Glamour came in I was convinced that I knew her from somewhere.  Maybe I went to school with her.  Maybe I once worked with her.  Maybe she was one of the many women who has shot me down over the years in bars, clubs, supermarkets, creches, you name it.

That’s actually more likely.

You couldn’t blame me for being drawn to her though, whatever the occasion.  She’s got one of those faces that makes you think you know her.  Maybe it was her tattoo.  I probably made some “funny” comment about how I have a much longer story tattooed on my cock and kindly offered her a gander at it.

It’s coming back to me now.  She didn’t slap me or anything, she just grabbed me by the willy and laughed as she said that I didn’t have enough room to tattoo my initials on there.

Ok, so that never happened, but I still think I know her from somewhere.  Although if I did I’d know who she was, I wouldn’t forget boobs like that in a hurry.

We hope we’ll be seeing more of Helen around these parts with her parts real soon!

Thanks to Helen and Celtic Glamour!