Another great Boobie Tuesday this week, sure they’re always great.

If you haven’t seen it yet or taken part, be sure to get your hole over to Vibratora’s Sex Survey for a chance to win a stonking prize too!

In the meantime, we’ll get cracking with this week’s first instalment of Real Irish Girls.

First up is 19 year old Jacqui from Galway.

“hiya boob.ie, heres a few pics of me.  took them to send a fella but i found out he was getting pics from another girl so he doesn’t get them”

We never really understood the logic of gaining some sort of revenge by showing off to the world, but we’ll take it!

“eh, what?”

Never mind.

Sometimes we get loads of pictures sent into us, other times nothing gets sent in and we have to dig around our inbox in an attempt to contact girls who sent pictures but then disappeared.

Turns out that when those girls disappear, they really disappear.  But digging around our inbox means that we find some emails that got dumped in our junk folder.

Now we can’t really contact girls who sent us pictures 12 months ago, but we can go back a little bit.  Here’s what (and who) we found when we did.

First up is 23 year old Charlotte from Dublin 15.

She wasn’t too happy that we didn’t get back to her when she sent her picture to us back in December:

“Well look who it is!  after me taking a picture for yiz!”

Yeah, sorry about that.  Spam folders and such.

“Likely story!”

We’re sawwy!

Now, I’m sure that you avid Boobie Tuesday followers remember each and every girl we publish.

And sure why wouldn’t you?

Well, with that logic we’re sure you remember Julie from last week who sent us loads of pictures that we couldn’t (wouldn’t) use.

The 20 year old from Wexford and her fella were a little disappointed that we didn’t use all the pictures that they had sent us, but we did warn them!

“Yeah, but we thought you actually would use them!”

People always do!  But you went and took some more for us, so it’s all good.

“i have to admit that it was lots of fun and kinky seeing myself on the site, so later we decided to do more shots that you would use, hope these are ok.”

Now, these pictures, we can use!

I’ll tell yiz what, it may have only been a small piece in The Irish Daily Star, but it’s brought people out of the woodwork!

More importantly, it’s brought Real Irish Girls out of the woodwork with their pictures!

You may remember last week that we had a girl by the name of Lidia who had sent in a few pictures of herself, so we gave her her own set.  Well Paula was hot on the heels of Lidia and had a similar idea.

Paula actually sent us in tons of pics, but some of them we couldn’t use because they’re quite nudey (and no we won’t show or share them).  But the ones we can use, we’re about to.

22 year old Paula is a receptionist in Dublin, and that’s all she was giving us about her location.

“I know it’s probably silly as this will be going on the internet and all, but I”m not telling you exactly where I’m from”

You’d better hope no one in work sees you so!

“Ah the computers in here can’t see anything, the boss even has Facebook blocked!”

Yeah but, people have computers at home!

“Ah yeah but I can always deny it!”

Good luck with that!

Well, what a mega Boobie Tuesday this is turning out to be!

As I mentioned in Lidia’s piece, since The Irish Daily Star did that little piece on us, the submissions have been flooding in.  If you’re new to the site and want to send us some pictures, here’s some guidelines:

1.  If submitting pictures from another website, at least crop their logos out of the pictures to stop our intelligence being insulted.

2.  DO NOT send hardcore images.  We won’t use them, even if the subject line of your email reads: “I know you say you don’t use hardcore, but you haven’t seen me and my bird”.  We’ve been doing this a long time, no amount of amateur porn will change our minds.

3.  DO NOT send us pictures of your penis asking if we have some giant boobs for you to spunk between.  I personally have a great set, but chances are you wouldn’t want to, besides it’d mat up my chest hair.

You wouldn’t think that you’d have to set ground rules when asking for the very generous gesture of some pictures, but really.

Now that that’s been said, let’s move on!

First up is 24 year old Gemma from Rathfarnham in Dublin.

“Hi, I took these for my boyfriend last year on our anniversary as a surprise, so I thought I’d surprise him again by sending them to you!”

You reckon he’ll like the surprise?

“He should, he loves the site, but he doesn’t think I know about it!”

Well, he’ll know now!  Here’s hoping he doesn’t mind the rest of us seeing you!

“Nah, I don’t think he will.  He tried dropping some hints a while ago, but didn’t have the guts to come out and ask me”

Now before you go thinking that we’ve taken to enticing you in with captions just like Page 3 would, slow down.

That title doesn’t refer to the size of Lidia’s boobs, but rather the number of pictures she sent us.

Of course that title has double meanings, so I suppose we could be accused of doing what The Sun would do.  Fuck it, if it’s good enough for them.

But most girls will send a couple of pictures.  Some girls will send one.

Sometimes girls send in lots of pictures, and all of the above are just dandy with us.

And when a girl does send in as many pictures as Lidia here has, we think it’s only fair to give her her own piece.  It is only fair, right?

So, what’s going on there Lidia, 19 from Shligo?

“Ah sure not a lot, ye know yerself!”

Well if I leave it there it’s going to be the shortest correspondence with a girl ever.  For the site, not in my real life.

“what ye want to know?”

Tell us something about yourself that no one knows!

“ah I can’t do that, what about my favourite colour?  it’s purple!”

Ooh, that means you’re hiding something!

“No”

g’wan.  g’wan.  g’wan.

“I kissed a girl once”

And?

“And?  if half the people round here knew that i’d be thrown out!”

Ah it can’t be that bad.  But girls kiss girls all the time.

“Not where i’m from!  it was at a party and there was only about 7 of us there by the end of it and we started playing dares”

Ah, I suppose it was a fella who suggested the girl on girl action?

“No, it was actually the girl who I kissed?”

Dirtbird.  You have to watch out for them ones.  So what happened?

“We kissed, for a whole minute.”

And?

“I really got into it, but only near the end, she seemed happy out from the start!”

Anything else to tell?

“I get a little tingle whenever I hear the Katy Perry song, the memories come back!”

Yeah, I feel nauseous too, her songs are woeful.

Thanks Lidia for some brilliant pics.

Keep them coming into us folks inbox@boob.ie

On that note, since The Irish Daily Star wrote about us briefly in December, we’ve been getting tons of submissions, but they’re not the ones we like to get.

We don’t want hardcore amateur porn.  We don’t want full frontal.  We don’t want to Skype your girlfriend and record it.

We’re not that kind of site, and I think you all know that.

Playful, sexy pics or real girls, that’s what Real Girls is all about.  In your undies, or out of them.  But we won’t feature full frontal, so if you send them in, they’ll be edited and cropped.

All pictures that are unsuitable for us, will be deleted.  In fact, once they go on the site, they’re deleted from whatever computer was used to publish the post.

But please, keep them coming in.

Oh, and no, we don’t want you to tour the pubs and clubs on the weekends asking girls to show their boobs for us.  Thanks all the same.

Just the one Real Irish Girls jobby this week.

Well, we can’t get loads of pics all the time, can we?

Well, we got a few, and great they are, but we didn’t want to drag it out over a few different pieces.

We could, but we’d hate you to think we were just dragging traffic out of you!

So let’s get going.

First up is 24 year old Rebecca who’s originally from Dublin but is living in the UK at the moment.

And despite her confident look in this here sexy pic, she wasn’t too sure of herself:

“This was just a sexy pic I took for my fella when we were apart for a few weeks.  There’s no boobs or anything, but if you want you can show it on your site.  He loves it by the way!  The pic and your site!”

We’re glad to hear it.

“Yeah, he’s always telling me that I’m sexier than some of the girls you have on here, that was nice to hear and it worked!”

Brilliant.

What would be the first thing you’d do to attract a sexual partner?

Well, you might browse around the internet to see what dungarees were in fashion.  You might grab a copy of Men’s Haircut Weekly.  You’d certainly never wear a bra again, no matter how acquainted your nipples became with your belly button.

Nah, I’m just going by lesbians I actually know.

But if you’re a hot lesbian reading this, what would you do?

Trim your fingernails.

Google “how to breath through your ears”

And while on that subject you might want to brush up on your tongue skills.

That’s what this girl seems to be doing.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Well you can’t say that, you can’t even think it.

Despite you watching that entire video from start to finish like I did and imagining all kinds of things and wrong doings, you’re going to jail.

She’s probably not even 18.

There, I’ve either made you feel dirty, or cum faster.

Whether she is or not, she’s about to be an overnight viral wotsit.

And the recipient of every pervert’s/lesbian’s fan mail and begging letters.

Well happy new year and all that, we hope you all had a good Christmas or whatever you celebrate and a good new year’s.  All broke and nothing to show for it, like the rest of us.

I’ll be very honest, the site nearly didn’t make it through the new year.

A well earned break from editor duties meant that I got used to not checking emails, facebook and all the usual stuff.  I was getting lazy, but sure I had to come back to it.  Not because I love you, the readers.  But because I’m hoping some stupid fucker will come along and offer to buy the site off me.  Need to keep the traffic coming in for that to happen.  So we trudge on.

Over the break we got some pictures in of girls who thought they’d make the Christmas list, but alas, we were off having a life like everyone else.  So we held onto them for the first of the year.

To be honest, if they hadn’t come in together, I’d still have put them together because their names both end in I.  How modern.

First up is 24 year old Stephanie from Blessington.

Taken before her Christmas party at her gaff on the 22nd, it wasn’t meant to end up in our hands, but alas it did.

“I never even heard of you (charming) but we were messing around as you do and this was taken.  So here it is if you want it.  There is NO WAY you’re getting more pics from that night so don’t even bother asking!”

Don’t flatter yourself, especially after that “never even heard of you” remark.  We’d never heard of you either.

Hurts, doesn’t it?