Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

Jessica, Maggie and Suzanne.

What can we say?  We love it when our computer talks to us.  Admittedly it only talks to us in the form of “You’ve got a new mail”, but it’s even nicer when the new mail contains boobs sent to us by random girlies!

Now if all we could do was get it to say “You’ve got new boobies!”, that would be mega.  Although a little sinister in its Hawking type drone.

First up we have 20 year old Jessica from Swords in Dublin.

“My fella was pestering me for ages to let him take some pictures of me in my boots!  So I let him do it for his birthday!”

What about sending them to Boob.ie?

“Well, that’s Christmas sorted!”

We do love an enterprising sort of fella who thinks ahead!  That’s an investment we can get behind.  Well, thanks Jessica for sharing them with us.  Killer boobs.  The boots are alright too, suppose.  Funny how your fella didn’t concentrate on them too much!

Next up is 23 year old Maggie from Newbridge.  She told us that she had a bit of trouble taking the pics:

“It took me ages to figure out the camera function on my phone, I hadn’t used it much before.  Then they came out all fuzzy and blurry.

In the end I only ended up with one decent pic and had to stop trying because my room mate came home early from work.

Hope it’s ok”

It’s more than ok, Maggie.  And never mind about the other pictures being blurry and fuzzy, we’re pretty sure that if we squinted we could still put them to very good use!

And finally, we have 23 year old Suzanne from Adamstown in Dublin who reckons that women should be proud of what they have:

“I don’t know why girls don’t show their faces in the pictures they send you!!

We’re obviously proud of our boobs or we wouldn’t send them in, so hiding our faces doesn’t make sense to me!  It’s just a bit of fun and let’s face it the internet has so many boobs on it already it’s not like Mary the curtain twitcher is going to see you!”

Never a truer word spoken Suzanne.

And may we salute you as the first “real” Irish girl to come out of anonymity right here on Boob.ie!

So there you have it folks.

Send in your pics with a little info about yourself to [email protected]

And remember to always Love Irish Boobs!

Two more makes all the difference!

San has been with us before, and despite the fact that she prefers to keep her boobs under wraps, she was by far one of the most popular Real Irish Girls we had ever featured.

We just had to have her back.

We have to say that San really knows her audience.  Last time she was pictured in a pub.  This time she’s in a garage with a sports car.

It’s as if she dove into the minds of men everywhere and asked herself:

“What do men want with booze and fast cars?  Chicks in little clothing?  Okeydokey!”

We don’t mind a bit if San never shows off her assets.  There’s something decidedly naughty about keeping stuff for the imagination.  Although with imaginations like ours that may not be such a good thing.

Take a look at her set here, we’re off to imagine all over them again.

It’s been a good week for Real Irish Girls.  Girls have been busy snapping themselves for our viewing pleasure.

First up is Mel from Kildare.  The 23 year old part time hairdresser gave us a short little email along with her pics:

“heya lads,

My fella asked me if I’d be up for taking some pictures for boob.ie and after he showed me the other girls that have already been on i thought i’d give it a go.  We took these when we were getting ready to go out on Saturday night.  Hope you enjoy them!!”

Well Mel, there’s a little poem for you for a start, and to finish, well we’ll be “finishing” quite soon.  Nice one.

Next up is 20 year old Aimee from Ranelagh in Dublin.

Aimee tells us that she heard about us at the Desperados party in The Palace a couple of weeks ago:

“I was at the Desperados thing a couple of weeks ago and saw you getting your pictures taken with the girls in the black underwear.  I asked someone who you guys were and they said Boob.ie!  I thought they were messing, but I checked it out and well here I am!!!   My friend Jane took these for me and she says that if you show them she’ll send in pics of herself next week!!  So now you have to!”

Awesome!

We’re looking forward to seeing Jane’s pics next week, Aimee.  If yours are anything to go by they’ll be mega.  Then the week after you can have us around and we’ll get some pics of the two of you together.

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When 23 year old Trista first emailed us her pictures we were a bit sceptical that they were from a genuine Irish girl.  I mean, how many Irish girls have tan lines like those?

It’s not as if we’re swimming in that much sunshine.  But she was quick to clear it up:

“… … I’ve just gotten back from a year out in Australia.  I was lucky enough to have a part time job in a restaurant where the tips were good enough to allow me to lounge on the beach 4 days a week!  Of course that was in between beach parties and seeing what the Aussie men had to offer…. …

… … it was one of those beach bums who took these pictures as part of a drunken weekend a few months ago, he never got to see them, but he did get the real thing!

… … but the visa ran out so now I’m back at my mammy’s house until I can find something better.  Maybe one of your readers has a cheap room to rent?”

Just back from Australia, how did you find us?

“I was using my friend’s laptop and your site was bookmarked.  Actually, only the girls were bookmarked so maybe he’ll recognise me!”

Well good luck finding some digs, Trista.  But don’t fret, I’m sure if you’re still stuck somebody here could help you out!

What about it lads?

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Sue is proper sexy.

There’s something rather durty looking about Sue.  The glint in her eye, the sultry looks and the saucy little grin.  It all makes you think that if you were lucky enough to be in that bedroom with her that you wouldn’t make it out the same man you were when you arrived.

Of course she also looks as if she’d make you feel like nothing more than a little boy in the first place.  Then no matter how much you thought you knew about women, she’d teach you all over again.  Maybe that seductive twinkle in her eye is telling that she even has an equally filthy hot friend who’d join in on the lessons.

Well I guess we’ll just never know for sure.

We love our jobs here at Boob.ie.  Not only do we enjoy the amounts of moist pleasure our greatness gets us from the ladies, but it’s always a pleasure to open your emails and have the following waiting to greet you:

“Howdy lads,

One of my girlfriends told me about your site and it’s a right laugh even if it isn’t really aimed at us girlies.  It’s great to see somewhere that a girl can go if she wants to show off her exhibitionist side without trying the UK lads mags.  Anyway, my fella was over one night when I was flicking through your site and before I could suggest that he take pictures of me, he had the camera out.

I don’t know how we got them done to be honest because we spent our time giggling, but when we had them done, we released the giggling energy.  But you can’t see those pics!!  They’re private!

Anyway, hope you and your readers enjoy them.  We may do more of them…..

xx Elaine

… … …”

Well Elaine, let me thank you on behalf of me, the Boob.ie lads and ladies and our readers.  Although we’re not too hot on your fella.  Anyone with a girlfriend with boobs like yours who is happy to have them snapped makes us want to self harm.

Here you are lads, enjoy.  I have.

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Why are we dedicating an entire piece to one girl?  Well, we get a few submissions each week.  Some are too blurry to use, some are photos of super tanned cropped pics of porn stars but mostly because most submissions we get contain one or two pics.

Don”t get us wrong ladies, we’re grateful for the gifts we recieve and this is why we’ll usually feature a few girls in each Love Irish Boobs piece on Boobie Tuesdays.

This week though, things changed.  We got an entire shoot courtesy of 20 year old Shell from Lucan.

Shell left a note on her pics that she emailed to us:

“… the bit you did last week on gingers and redheads was emailed to me and I was a little inspired … … anyway college has just finished for the year so I’m heading off to Majorca for the summer to work in a friend’s bar so I might get a bit of colour, or some freckles!… …”

Have fun, Shell.  Don’t spend too much time hanging around the beaches though or you might come home with a few crabby hitch hikers!

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For now, join us in our salute to Shell.

Don’t forget to join our Facebook group to Love Irish Boobs.

You’ll find regular updates of pictures that come into us randomly of girls who prefer to keep their jewels covered up.

That’s fine by us, we just love boobs.

Avid followers of our Real Irish Babes section along with Celtic Glamour will know of Crystal.  She’s already featured on Boobie Tuesday twice already HERE and HERE.

She’s back again and we’re happy to have her.  So far we’ve seen her in red lingerie sexy time stuff and black sexy time stuff.  This time she’s donning the leather jacket for sexy time.

We love the fact that she took the time to remove her bra and then put the jacket back on for the sake of a picture.

Don’t know why, but maybe it’s because for a minute her boobs were out in the open for all to see.

Just like what we imagine happens in the wimmin’s changing rooms at the gym.

At least that’s what we like to imagine.

I can tell you that from my theatre days, the wimmin’s dressing rooms are full of bouncing boobies all over the shop inbetween dance numbers.

I would share the pictures, but I’m due in court over violations of some sort or another.  Pesky laws.

Next up is Boob.ie first timer, Aileen.  Aside from the fact that she’s give us some great pictures, her name alone should tell you that she’s proper Oirish.

Aileen is here in the gym.  We know it’s not easy for wimmin in the gym.

Being leered at by us sweaty, panting men trying to lift more weights than the guy beside us while trying to impress the only female in the gym.

We’re a sad bunch really, which is probably why there is a chain of gyms that only women can join.

They say that their customers can enjoy a workout without the male presence eyeing them up while they’re on the treadmill, or in the pool.

We’re all for that, in principal anyway.

We kind of liked it when the woman at our local gym would sprint on the treadmill without the use of a sports bra.  Well she could have been sprinting, but we only ever saw it in slow motion, Baywatch stylee.

Anyway, we’d love to know what actually goes on in those gyms, but for now you’ll have to wait for the pictures.

Pending a similar legal snaffoo to the dressing room one.

When will people just let Maxi be Maxi?

Photography courtesy of Celtic Glamour.

What can we say?  We love that our readers take the time to share their proudness, is that a word?  It is now, their proudness with the rest of us.

First up is 24 year old Grace from Mullingar.  Grace has been out of work for over a year and she says in her email – “I’m bored sending out CV’s and getting nothing.  So bored that there’s nothing else to do except lie around all day getting frisky.”

Go on….

“I just got a new girlfriend and we’re still in the giddy part of the relationship.  She said if I did this for a laugh that I’d get a special treat.”

That’s right, she said girlfriend.

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We could be typically male about it and declare what a waste of fine boobage it is for Grace to be taco tickler, but we just like trying to imagine what goes on.  So will we get to see her girlfriend’s boobs?

“Doubtful, she doesn’t even have any pictures of herself on her Facebook page”

Ah well.  We’re also still waiting to hear what the special treat was for posing for the pics.  Once again, we’re left to our own imaginations, and that’s not a bad place to be at a moment like this.

Next up is Shauna, 22 from Rathmines.

Shauna’s fella told her all about the Love Irish Boobs campaign and asked her nicely if she’d be up for it.

It apparently cost him a shopping trip and a fancy meal.  She cleared some details up though….

“I was thinking Brown Thomas and dinner in the Westin Hotel.  Instead I got TK Maxx and Eddie Rockets.  Still, they do have nice chicken wings!”

Indeed.

Count yourself lucky, love.  If it had been up to us on our budget it would have been Penneys and Maccy D’s Eurosaver.

That’s probably why our wimmin won’t share their lovelies.  And probably why we frequent the spare room so much.

Shauna has said that if her boobs were featured that her fella is on a promise to take her on a proper shopping trip, and we think that’s only fair.

So come on, you filthy cheap skate.  Take your missus somewhere that she’ll be pampered and made to feel like a queen.  Buy her jewellery.

Or at the very least, give her a pearl necklace.

BOOM!

Kudos and thanks to Shauna and Grace for sharing their magnificent Irish Boobs with us.

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