Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better!

Right, here they are, my top 10 boobs in films. Bear in mind that these are mine. It doesn’t make them right or the same as yours, but it makes them well worth checking out. It also means that I actively encourage you to comment and tell me what your favourites are, so I can watch them and have a sherman. Read More

Erica Durance (also known as Erica Parker) born June 21, 1978 is a Canadian actress.
She is best known for her role as Lois Lane on the Superman-inspired television series Smallville. A show that I really don’t pay enough enough attention too. Read More

Nyomm-iest Nipples, Bestest Bum, Fiercest Famous Boobies, Favourite Celtic Glamour Girl and The People’s Porn Star.

So we had those five great categories, and five nominees per category. You voted in your hundreds and hundreds on your favourite in each category and now it’s time to announce the winners.

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Let us hope the Boob.ie dome is on the mend, I think I’ve gotten myself withdrawal.

For the second post of the series I’m going Sci-Fi and showing you all the lovely Lexa Doig. She is married to one of my favourite actors, Michael Shanks, and he is one lucky guy.

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This underrated hotties segment is for all those sexy ladies that because they are not Hollywood A-listers or mainstream T.V. get swept under the radar. Well I hope that I can change that for us Irish by starting us off with the stunning and fiesty Yvonne Strahovski from one of my all time favourite shows Chuck. Read More

First off lads and ladies, happy new year and all that shite.

I’ve had enough of it to be honest.  Dry turkey, sprouts boiled to within an inch of existence and more selection boxes than you can shake a deprived orphan at.

Thank fuck it only comes once a year, but something happened to snap me out of my holiday hump.

Russell Brand twitpic’d a snap of his wankerific wife, Katy Perry.  Without make up. Read More

Big Brother ended this week, and as one of the higher ups announced on the Boob.ie Facebook page, no one gives a shit.

But then someone commented that they did give us some quality boobs.  I tend to disagree.  Big Brother, and the fact that the world is obsessed with shitty non celebrity culture gave the girls boobs.  Big shiny, hard wonky ones.

Y’see compadres, one thing that really gets on my tits is the fact that Big Brother produced tons of cunts who reckoned it was their given right to annoy the fuck out of us once the show was over.  Whether declared a “winner” (Irony thy has a new name) or a runner up, they were hounded by press for interviews etc.  Some of the “Clever” (scratch that Irony) ones teamed up to form relationships that lasted as long as the preteen viewers of the show gave a shit.

But mostly if any chick in this show was worth a second glance, she’d flash a sneaky nipple in the garden or whatever and guarantee herself a shoot in a lads mag.  This is fine for the lads mag, it’s what they (we?) do.  But then the same girl would show up 12 weeks later, with a new set of fake boobs, fake tan and a liposuctioned midsection.

Let me tell you, if we were interested in the girl before it was because she was a normal girl.  Someone who decided to go on Big Brother for a laugh or whatever other reason.  Now that she’s got a few quid from opening local creches or whatever, she decides to become a Jordan or Jodie Marsh wannabe.

Ladies, if you’re reading this, this is not the way to go unless you want to be propositioned for a lap dance, hand job or awkwardly asked if you used to be a man.

So to mark the event of the biggest travesty to happen to television, I thought I’d give you my favourite women of Big Brother.

Granted I used to watch it in the early days, when it was new.  I can’t name a single plonker from it in the last 5 years.

In no particular order…

Nicola

Remember her?  The one who sported the Sinead O’Connor?  She was a bit mental and looked like what we all imagined would happen to Britney Spears if she didn’t sort herself out.

It wasn’t too long before she started doing porn.  That’s right, full on crazy hardcore porn.  Don’t believe me?  Check the link out.  And she’s not the only one of the BB women to go into porn, as you’ll see.  But she is the only smuttress to be featured on this list.  Which is a bit of a downer, because I’d forgotten all about Imogen.

Jade

I despise the fact that the world called her a minger during the BB3 series, after she stripped off on the couch.  Then a thick cunt when we realised she was a thick cunt.  Then a racist when we found out she was a racist.  Then an angel when we found she had the cancer.

The hypocrisy of it all actually makes me want to vomit out my own sphincter.

Unlike Nicola she didn’t give porn a go, but did sport the bald look later on.  Didn’t last too long though.

Michelle Bass

One picture is her before Big Brother, and the other is months after.  Can you guess which is which?  She was properly bonkers though and harassed some bloke until she boiled all his bunnies.  And she “sang” some opera in the garden without a single hint of irony.

I prefer her look before the post BB make over.

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Kinga

Best bit by far, apart from being rat shit crazy was her acting completely pissed having thought she had drunk herself silly.  She had in fact been given alcohol free beer.

Also…

Wine bottle

That is all.

Orlaith

From the same year as Kinga and the same year I lost all interest in the show.

The thing about Orlaith is that she had all the boob jobs and other work done before going into the house.  She’d been trying for years to get it in there to spark a career as a lads mag girl.  Fair enough, if that’s what you want to do and who are we to tell her other wise?

Plus didn’t she look all the better when stood beside Kinga in the outfit made of leaves during their entrance.

Kate Lawler

Kate is my all time favourite because she is what she is.  She’s the real girl next door.  One of the lads without having bigger balls than you.  Her time in the house was always worth watching as she was always up for a laugh, never took any of Jade’s shite and, oh yeah, was hot as fuck.

She did the customary lads mags shoots after, but went on to be a radio DJ or something.

Still looking hot as ever.

She’s the face of Ann Summers now too, or was.  I got distracted.

There are more worth a mention I suppose, but if one more fucker says to me, “I can’t remember a time before Big Brother” I’m going to twat them one.

This is Kari Byron.  Now don’t pretend you don’t know who she is.  She’s the reason we watch Mythbusters.  Ok, so we watch it because they do all kinds of A-Team and MacGuyver shit, but she makes it so much more interesting to watch.

We love our women intelligent here on boob.ie, and they don’t come much more cleverer than Kari.  Apart from all the sciency stuff she does on Mythbusters, she has a BA degree in film and sculpture.

Of course when a woman is as foxy as she is all brainy like, then that’s just a mega bonus.

And we won’t hold the fact that she’s a vegetarian against her.  She’s married and has a baby, so we know she at least likes the occasional hot beef injection.

Here’s a video of a photo shoot she did for FHM in the states.

All sexy in her professional white coat and undies.  I have a mate who’s an actual scientist and he doesn’t look nearly as sexy as she does.  And it’s only a rumour that he wears women’s undies under his white coat.

Anyway, no doubt you clicked through to read when you saw the word boobs, so I’ll get straight to it.

Flick the pages to see some smoking pictures of Kari, then Sky+ all the episodes of Mythbusters you can.

Here at Ireland’s most popular men’s website, we’re aware that we have quite a few women readers, and we love that.

We understand that some people might be under the illusion that we are promoting a certain image of women here at the Boobiedome.  That’s not true.

Sure, men like to look at pictures of attractive women, there’s no denying that.  But what makes a woman attractive?

Let’s be honest about this for a minute, you don’t notice a person’s personality when you’re walking down the street, or eyeing someone up at the bar, do we?  No, didn’t think so.

But there are limits.  We’ve all seen the woman walking between clubs who looks like she’s been vomited out the reject door of a stripper factory.  That’s not attractive.  You know the ones, fake tan, fake nails, eye lashes that give us penis envy and more make up than a June Rodgers caberet dance number.

The sad thing is that some of the women who carry themselves like this will get attention.  And most of the time it’s the wrong kind of attention.  Of course women don’t dress to signal that they’re easy, and if they do, well that’s kind of a turn off.

To quote my grandmother: “If you dress up like a circus, clowns will want to play with you”.

Grannies are full of wisdom.

But there’s a lot of truth to that.  Men are goobers.

Ladies, you all know that if you as much as wink at a guy he’ll follow you around like a lost puppy.  We’re a sad bunch.

Grrrrrr

But generally speaking we love a woman who knows how gorgeous she is without all that fake crap.  And we’re not the only ones.  I used to watch a program on BBC 3 that was hosted by Jenny Frost.  You know Jenny, she’s one of the normal ones that used to be in Atomic Kitten that doesn’t spit kids out every second Sunday of the month.

It was kind of a make over show, now before you exit this site for fear of boredom, stick with me.

It was actually a make under show.  The idea was to take a woman who had totally destroyed her natural good looks with too much of what she believed to be attractive.

I actually really got into this program, as the woman underneath the slap was always about a thousand times more attractive than the woman over it.

The program was called “Snog, Marry, Avoid”.

Here’s a clip from one of the episodes, and I’m sure you’ll see where I’m coming from.

Lads, I think you’ll agree with me on this.

Ladies, take it from us, you’re stunning the way you are.

Wow, that was kind of a sentimental article.  Something inside me is telling me that we need to man it up a bit again.

Boobies, nipples, beer, football, lesbians, sandwiches.

Mmm, boobienipplebeerfootballlesbiansandwiches.

That’s better.