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People are a funny breed altogether.  Tell them not to do something and their inner child urges them to do just that.  Don’t push the red button you say?  Stop being a crazy ass bitch homes, I’m pressing that button.

Don’t smoke you say?  Sure it’ll cripple me financially and kill me, but I’m off to buy some more Bensons, yo!

Don’t put that baby in the microwave you cry?  How else am I supposed to keep it warm?

We can go blue in the face telling you that you shouldn’t click any of them.  That they’re completely NSFW, or the home, or college, or with anyone else in the room, including you.   That nothing you know about the universe can prepare you for what lurks beyond the hyperlink.  People of a nervous or litigious disposition or a weak stomach definitely shouldn’t even read any further in case your own free will gives you the finger and does a bunk along with your innocence.

But let’s face it, now matter how many times you warn of disgusting and NSFW content, people will always CLICK a LINK.  It doesn’t matter how much you warn of potential malicious threats, viruses, pop up, malware, trojans and worms, there’s a niggling inside that orders you to CLICK that LINK.

We could try to describe the god forsaken depravity of the content and plead with you not to even think about it, and maybe even just close this window down.  Won’t work, you’ll still CLICK a LINK.

Then when you’ve viewed the content through your fingers, you might even get angry at us for providing the choice of whether or not to view it.  You might remove us from your feed reader, you might encourage your friends to do the same.  You might spend the next day or two black listing us on every social media site around and maybe even give Joe Duffy a buzz.  Won’t matter though, we told you not to CLICK the LINKS.

Even after you’ve traumatised yourself so much that not even a therapist asking you to show what happened with the help of a doll, you won’t have learned your lesson.  You’ll think that the world couldn’t get any worse and that you’d seen the lowest of the low on offer from the world’s perverted and bored community.  But that simple isn’t true.

But even if you’ve ignored all of our warnings and taken your sanity and last ingested meal into your own hands by seeing what lay beyond those highlighted words, please, please, do not CLICK this LINK.

It will end you.

Oh, if you have taken our advice and ignored the links, then nothing we can say will persuade you to… except that they make 2 girls 1 cup look like a fucking tea party.