It’s that time of the week again, when I rape, pillage and plunder my ever growing RSS feeder and bring you the best stories, clips, vids, pics and other stuff from the sexy nooks of the internet.
Miley Cyrus loves big brown d*ck, and more!
It’s Saturday again, which means that we’ve rounded up some of the best sexy stories doing the rounds on the internet.
Everything from the Playboy Bunny Handbook to a new UK girl group who look like trannies that want you to fuck them.
Seriously.
Saturday's Sexy Stories
Ok, I know a man losing a penis isn’t exactly sexy, but it got you here, so hang on, we’ll get to the good stuff.
Well there yiz are now. I’ve loads of sexy stories to give you today because despite the SOPA and PIPA thing that’s been going on, it hasn’t stopped the internet. Even if it went ahead it wouldn’t have stopped the filth on the net.
Here’s some of the more fun filth we found this week…
Like OMG, stop the presses!
Well now this won’t exactly be news for any of you or anyone else for that matter.
In fact, I’ll bet since the invention of the smartphone with wifi and 3G, giving yourself a treat in work stats have risen by about 400,000%.
Versus some unrealistic notions
We’re not buying it.
Some sites like Askmen.com and Esquire will tell you that a real man has to make well thought out decisions in life and focus look at that usb stick that’s been on my desk for the last two weeks but now for some reason it’s the most important thing ever but not as important as custard.
I call bollox.
Let’s get down to the real reasons why it’s great to be a man. Sure you can make decisions, but you can also assert your masculinity by naming your penis.
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Dancing MILFs and other stuff
Ever heard of QT Ellis? No, neither had I until this dropped with a big unsexy thud into our email.
Man vs Woman
It’s about time for some friendly rivalry among the male and female writers of Boob.ie. Read More
Great, an extra clitoris to not find.
First off, we don’t watch a lot of day time telly round these parts.
Well maybe some of us do while we “babysit” our own kids, but apart from that, daytime tv is usually shite.
Boob.ie - Making you feel better about yourself
Let’s try to set a situation that you can relate to, shall we?
You’re at your desk at work and you’ve either let one rip, or the usual offender has dropped an air biscuit so potent that you can taste it.
Yes, just 5
You a man?
Then you’re addicted to porn.
Doesn’t matter if you’re straight or gay or confused or just too horny for your poor libido and just want to keep abusing yourself despite your mickey having more blisters and a leper in a burn unit.
