There are many levels to men, despite what women think, and each one of these men represents each of these levels. Women would like to think that men only think about boobs, beer and what meat to eat for dinner, and ladies feel free to have some man sausage for dinner and a shot of man milk to wash it down, but oh no, we go much deeper, we go deeper than Richard Gere’s proctologist looking for his pet gerbil.
Man Facts
There’s nothing manlier than a head full of useless information.
In fact, in southern New Guinea there is a tribe of virgin bisexual women who will give you access to their lady pieces in exchange for some useless information.
Boob.ie Toons
Carrying on from last weeks divorce proceedings, I give you this weeks epic cartoon. Read More
Press Start
I have a guest writer with me this week. My good friend Sean Cooke.
Man Facts
Nothing is manlier than a head of useless information.
Nothing except a head full of brilliantly fucking titty jiggling useless cunting information, about bad language.
Sean Sherlock's a DOPA
I’ll admit that when I was browsing various sites over the last month or so and pop ups came at me warning me of the American congress soon to be voting on something called SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) I was a bit meh about the whole thing.
Yeah, seriously.
We love Lana Del Rey, we think we want to do the sex with her.
She’s sexy and with a voice like that we reckon she could wank you off just by telling you she was on the moist side.
Boob.ie Toons
Pick a joke, any joke, and replace the focal point of it with Sean Sherlock. It works really it does.
And 25 things you can be doing while she's doing them
Yeah, for some reason, I came across this site for women called College Candy. I don’t even remember how I ended up there, but I did and one article in particular caught my eye, which was titled:
“25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25″
That’s a lot of things.
