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Over 5 hours of Adriana Lima Superbowl Commercials! - Because Superbowl has nothing to do with football

Maxi — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:15:07 +0000

Yeah, judging by the activity on Facebook and Twitter last night, there was a fair chunk of you who stayed up way past your bed time and watched the Superbowl.

It’s no secret that I know as much about sport as Madonna knows about ageing gracefully. So I’ll spare you my thoughts on the game. A wise decision given that I didn’t even watch the fucking thing.

Why?

Because it’s also no secret that I have as much interest in watching sport as Madonna has in returning to the hive for good.

But I did set up the best site this country has to offer, so it’s part of my duty to supply you with some of the sexy videos that come along with such sporting events.

Adriana Lima is a hot model from the Americas (Brazil if I’m not mistaken) and she was hired by a couple of companies to promote their products during the commercial breaks of the Superbowl.

The first of which that we’ll feature is teleflora.com promoting Valentine’s day by telling us fellas that if we give, we shall receive. Yeah right, I’ve fallen for that one before.

They should have just called this ad – “Sexy lingerie model puts on lingerie, eye fucks the camera and then wanks you off with an exotic accent”. Would have been much more accurate.

Cool though.

Click here to view the embedded video.

The next one is for Kia.

It has Adriana in a onesie bikini thingy and has her waving a checkered flag for FIVE FUCKING HOURS. In the wise words of shitty animatronic Yoda – “Shit not you do I, young grasshopper”. Or maybe I’m mixing my references up. You get the idea.

Seriously, 5 hours. Scroll on, she’s still doing the same thing.

I can’t even imagine how long it took for that to upload to Youtube.

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You don’t need to hang on here to watch it, just do what I did and set it to your screen saver so that you’ll always have something awesome on.

RBS 6 Nations 2012 - Ireland Aim for Grand Slam Victory

SportsMILF — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:30:49 +0000

This weekend sees another 6 Nations Championship get underway. It doesn’t feel that the last one was that far away now and dare I mention that it does feel ages ago since The World Cup, but the less said about that the better!

Ireland get their 6 Nations campaign away at The Aviva Stadium against Wales on Sunday.

Ireland last won the Grand Slam in 2009 and this year Ireland fly-half Ronan O’Gara believes this could be their year again. O’Gara said:

“I think it is achievable. There’s a fair bit of uncertainty in teams and you don’t know who will show up and how they’ll show up. If you come really tuned in and everyone wanting to win it then you have a good chance”

O’Gara is Ireland’s highest point scorer and has got a massive 116 international caps in his career so far and he will be a great inspiration for the squad. Other Irish players to look out for are Fergus McFadden, Conor Murray, Tommy Bowe and Sean O’Brien. England have decided to go with the future with their 6 Nations squad and possibly had no choice after key retirements to Jonny Wilkinson and Lewis Moody. Ireland has decided to almost entirely rely on their World Cup squad. With Brian O’Driscoll ruled out because of injury, Paul O’Connell will be captain throughout the Championship.

With Ireland’s match with Wales on Sunday (kick off at 15:00)

The rest of the fixtures are:

France v Ireland 11/02 kick off @ 20:00 Stade de France

Ireland v Italy 25 /02 kick off @ 13:30 The Aviva Stadium

Ireland v Scotland 10/03 kick off @ 17:00 The Aviva Stadium

England v Ireland 17/03 kick off @ 17:00 Twickenham

The most disappointing part of rugby matches is that players don’t swap shirts after matches! This needs to change or I need this ladies job…

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I would quite happily “help” with shirt removals!

Also apparently the 6 Nations Championship is a good way to meet women.

That’s all from me for now, don’t forget show me some love on Twitter @SportsMILF

UFC 143 - Nick Diaz VS Carlos Condit for the Interim Title!

bazmorningstar — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:00:42 +0000

It’s fighting time!

Nick Diaz VS Carlos Condit – Interim Welterweight Title Fight

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I am a huge Nick Diaz fan. I am also a fan of Carlos Condit. They are two of the most entertaining fighters in the game. They go to war for every minute of every round and make opponents sorry they ever took up MMA. Whoever wins this fight will give the currently sidelined with a knee injury champion, Georges St-Pierre one hell of a scrap. Here’s the difference though: the run up to a GSP – Carlos Condit title match will be completely boring. The air waves will groan under the weight of clichéd fight talk about being complete mixed martial artists and having respect for the sport and the opponent and blah blah blah. If Nick Diaz wins on Saturday night however, it will be cameras, microphones and notepads at the ready for the next available soundbite as Diaz trash talks his way into GSP’s head and drives the poor fella completely bananas. St-Pierre is already talking about the Diaz fight like it’s a foregone conclusion such is the enmity Diaz inspires in opponents. Fingers crossed this goes one way but it wont be easy as Condit is game as they come and highly, highly skilled.

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Watching Sports - Man VS Woman

The Boobs — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:35:44 +0000

In our newest edition of Man VS Woman, one of our sexiest writers and… Paddy discuss the men and women watching sports.

Ladies first, so here’s SportsMILF‘s view on men watching sports.

Boys watching sport, football in particular is a mass of so many things, if you have never seen him watch sports before I advise caution. He might not be the same boy that you remember who devoted his time and money on you just hours earlier. You might want to show him the shoes that he bought you, but unless you’re standing there in your sexy undies there is no way he will be interested especially after that goal was just disallowed for offside. Not the greatest timing!

Men will form in packs ready to watch sport, whether it’s at someone’s house, pub or at the match itself. There are a number of superstitions that they will go through, for example – wearing the same kit without washing it until the team loses (girls if you wash it YOU MUST return it back to it’s smelly self asap, his football team and therefore your sex life depend on it!) They will go to the same urinal (and probably not wash their hands, eww) and drinks will be flowing and they will start the chants as early as they can. Be warned these are not censored, so if easily offended don’t listen!

At matches when the boys sit they will eye out any talent and wish their girlfriends wanted to come to matches with them, some fights may ensue but I’m sure the best man wins. Once the match kicks off the chants get louder, some decide to remove their shirts although some should have been to the gym for a few months before doing that and the players he was singing about with such passion will become his most hated people in the world. If they do well, he’ll make them sound like Barcelona and if they’re bad he’ll tell you he’s never going again. Yeah right!

He also won’t like the referee and if there is a lineswoman… yes a woman officating on his match… this might send him over the edge. Of course if she doesn’t spot the offside of the opposition team then he’ll want to marry her but if she does see it… she’ll be hated by him for life. If the match is a final or against their biggest rivals and they lose he might cry, he might not tell you that he did but get ready to pause Match of The Day when you see him sobbing into his scarf! You can use this for bribery, so keep it saved but obviously so he can’t find and/or delete it. If they win he will be in a good mood, quite possibly drunk and he might not stumble home until the early hours as he needs the time to celebrate a win with his friends/new football friends.

Sport just doesn’t exist around one match or event it’s an ongoing passion. And on. And on. And on. They need you to show an interest in sports, so girls buy yourself a female version of the latest shirt and take a look at the men on offer… I mean the players and whaddaya know, all of a sudden you’re watching! He’ll love you even more and probably buy you more shoes. Probably.

I’d recommend just the shirt and the shoes

Melissa Satta - Sports Babe of the Week (WAG Special)

Maxi — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:30:31 +0000

Melissa Satta is completely drop dead gorgeous. Since the start of October 2011, she has been dating footballer Kevin-Prince Boateng of A.C. Milan. Tell ya what, he’s one lucky fucker!

Melissa who does a spot of modelling was chosen by Sports Illustrated, together with other wives and girlfriends of famous footballers such as, Abigail Clancy (wife of Peter Crouch), Sarah Brandner (girlfriend of Bastian Schweinsteiger), and Bethany Dempsey (wife of Clint Dempsey) to do a special WAG photo shoot . In that shoot Melissa is “wearing” a body painting representing the top of the Italy national football team. HAWT!

The beautiful Miss Satta is a lot more sportier than most of the WAGs out there. She has a history of sports, having practiced both women’s football and karate, with which she was Sardinian junior karate champion and won a bronze medal at the Italian Karate Championships. Ooooh a hottie that could kick my ass, that’s sexy!

Speaking of ass kicking, Melissa has said recently that her midfielder boyfriend got injured from having too much sex with her.

Boateng is taking some time out from football because of a strained quad. Melissa said recently:

“The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to ten times a week!”

“I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point,” she added. “My favourite position is on top so I can take control.”

I have no sympathy for him and his ~~broken willy~~ “strained quad.”

RBS 6 Nations 2012 - a bloody great way to meet women!

bazmorningstar — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:00:49 +0000

I like some women. I like some sport. I like women more though… most of the time. I’ve never been a big sports guy. I like Mixed Martial Arts though. It’s just very honest and instantly gratifying and not gay at all. However, rugby is cool and next week it’s the RBS 6 Nations.The RBS 6 Nations is proper manly and women seem to enjoy it also. I’ve had a think about this and here are my conclusions:

Women like rugby the way men like beach volleyball (ladies) but not only the way men like beach volleyball (ladies) but also the way men like proper sports. They learn the rules. They compile facts. They know the positions and the players names. They even know tactics and deign to criticise the coaches for not doing what they want. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned but that’s nothing compared to a rabid lady rugby fan if her team is losing. It’s always somebody’s fault… usually the coach’s.

It gets better though. Women who like rugby like a man who likes rugby so it’s a perfect opportunity to break the ice. Rugby is perceived more of a thinking man’s sport by women. So when they’re jumping up and down in their tightly fitting rugby jerseys and you’re watching their lovely’s go bajoingly-joingle, they think you’re thinking about the game. This is especially true if they are foreign.

You know what else is good about the RBS 6 nations?

Drinking!

Pubs are full of rugby-loving women during the RBS 6 nations. They may even be inclined to drink more heavily to express their joy when winning or their sorrow when losing. Women + drinking = men + happy time. This is science.

So, women, drinking, boobs and sport – how could it get any better?

Oh yeah! Beating the English!

And not only is it a chance for Ireland to beat the English but there is even the possibility that our Celtic Brethren in Scotland and Wales could beat the English and then France might have a go at beating the English and THEN, Italy might finally beat the English!

Life is good, right?

Watch the RBS 6 Nations.

It’ll do you good!

Here are some useful facts I have compiled regarding the tournament itself (by which I mean stolen from the RBS 6 Nations website):

Played annually, the format of the Championship is simple: each team plays every other team once, with home field advantage alternating from one year to the next.
Two points are awarded for a win, one for a draw and none for a loss and unlike most other rugby union competitions the bonus point system is not used.

Victory in every game results in a ‘Grand Slam’ and back-to-back Grand Slams have been won on five occasions. Wales achieved the first one in 1908 and 1909, England have done it three times in 1913 and 1914, 1923 and 1924 and 1991 and 1992 while France did it in 1997 and 1998. England hold the record for the number of Grand Slams won with 12, followed by Wales with ten, France with nine, Scotland with three and Ireland with two.

Victory by any Home Nation over the other three Home Nations constitutes as a ‘Triple Crown” – The Triple Crown has twice been won on four consecutive occasions, once by Wales between 1976 and 1979 and once by England between 1995 and 1998.

England hold the record for the number of Triple Crowns won with 23, followed by Wales with 19, Scotland and Ireland both with ten.

Although this achievement has long been a feature of the tournament, it was not until 2006 that a physical trophy, commissioned by the Royal Bank of Scotland, was awarded.

Meanwhile the last-placed nation at the end of the tournament is said to have won a purely figurative Wooden Spoon.

For your own edification, I suggest you do some research also.

Rafter

Baz

6 Hour MADNESS! - SportsMILF Talks Balls

SportsMILF — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:49:33 +0000

I am shattered. No scrap that… I am absolutely drained of all being. I have done nothing all day besides watch two of the greatest sportsmen of my generation battle out on a tennis court for six hours. Yes. You read that right. SIX HOURS!

I played every ball, did the shuttle runs EVERYTHING. When the match was over I felt like I had been hit by a bus so I can imagine that both Nadal and Djokovic must have felt like they had been hit by a million buses.

Watching tennis for me has become an addiction over the last few years, I absolutely loved watching Roger Federer start out on his winning journey and then I could see Rafael Nadal was starting to make impressions on the game too. The fight between these two has always been a joy to watch and I’ve struggled to be able to pick a favourite as both are just enthralling to watch. Then Novak Djokovic started coming through and for a while it did look like he wouldn’t make it. But now look now at him, he is now top of the podium looking down at Nadal and Federer.

These three athletes are possibly the greatest athletes that I will ever see as they are built physically now to last a game, some might say to the death. Six hours of pure non-stop action shows how focused these guys are. Even in the last game of the final set of the Australian Open, Nadal still believed he could win it. They never give up, they are born winners and at the top of their game. These three are really showing what you can do. I shouldn’t of course write this without mentioning Andy Murray who has come so close to these three and again this year you can see he has improved again. The Australian Open has showed us that this is going to be an amazing year of tennis again.

Also major props to whoever gave Nadal and Djokovic those chairs as they waited for the Cup presentation! I’d need a chair too… and a doctor on stand by!

Congratulations to Djokovic on an epic Australian Open win and special mention to Nadal too for keeping the match so tight.

I’m off for a soak in the tub and then to slip into my sexy pjs… quite frankly I’ve done too much work today!

For more sports news and goss follow me on twitter@SportsMILF

Chandella Powell - Sports Babe of the Week

Maxi — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:00:35 +0000

The very sexy Chandella Powell is a UFC Ring Girl. *insert bum innuendo here*

She was born on 1981 in Oklahoma, USA. Her first career goal was to be a Financial Consultant….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! I’d say she thought that too, and went looking for something a bit more exciting.

Before she became a Ring Girl, Chandella Powell was in Playboy getting her lovely bits and bobs out for all too see! She also works as a Bunny Girl server at the Playboy Club in Las Vegas.

Chandella was introduced as the new Octagon Girl at the UFC 108 weigh-ins in Las Vegas after the shock of losing Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks as UFC ring girls. She is the first African-American ring girl, she is smokin hot!

Wanna see her in action?

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You can follow Chandella on Twitter @chandellapowell

Now let’s got on with the sexy pics, I personally can’t wait to see more of her sexy ass!

The Weekend’s Top 5 Goals - Boob.ie Sport

ThePluckyBookie — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:30:53 +0000

Happy Monday my fellow perverts!

Everyone dying from Super Sunday? If I wasn’t in work yesterday, theres a good chance this article wouldn’t be happening right now as I’d be in an absolute state, some serious sport on all day yesterday! Capped off by two great games of NFL!

Another shite weekend for Liverpool fans, City got the kind of luck that Utd have been getting for the last 15 years as they disposed of Tottenhams title aspirations, United showed Arsenal who’s boss again – that Arshavin lad should never put on an Arsenal jersey again, the last thing you want to see as a player when you’ve busted a gut all game is a clown like him fannying around the pitch like it doesn’t matter to him! Saturday had some of the best goals I’ve seen in one day in the premiership, and maybe f this was a top 10 list they would have made it all in.

Robbie Keane made his starting debut against his old club Wolves, and didn’t dissapoint, scoring two of the finest goals I’ve seen him score. I’ve never even seen him shoot from outside the box, and then he comes out with two fantastic finishes – more of that for the Euro’s please Robbie! A Clint Dempsey hatrick gave Fulham a convincing win over Newcastle – what did Martin Jol say at halftime?? Another week, another win for Martin O’Neill, as new manager syndrome keeps going in the stadium of light, two excellent goals in that game too. Qpr were on the new manager bandwagon as they came up trumps with a good home win against Wigan. Then Chelsea drew with norich, and WBA broke Stoke hearts with a 2-1 win in the Britannia.

And of corse there was the NFL, and we now have a repeat of 2008′s superbowl on our hands…. Eeeeek!

But now to business, as like last week, I have put all the video’s into one, so that in a few days time when you go to show your friends, the content is still there…. No need to tank me or anything! I try every week to keep Premiership goals out of it as most people have seen them, but this week the quality was so good, I just couldn’t! And I left out a shit pile too, Tommy Smith in particular….!

Leo Messi got a tidy little hatrick against Malaga last night and features twice, kind of cheating I know, but I’m the boss here so piss off!

Craig Gardners effort against Swansea is in there too, as is Gareth Bale’s perfect goal against City. Miroslav Stoch has an unreal goal for Fenerbache in there too, and Robbie’s two brilliant goals (especially the second) make the list as well.

Enjoy.

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@The Plucky Bookie

Cricketers Need to Dominate! - SportsMILF Talks Balls

SportsMILF — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:34:17 +0000

When the England cricket team beat India back in August last year and became World Number One it was remarked how they would dominate for the forseeable future. For me I was more wary as yes England dominated 2011 but there are cracks there for all to see.

These cracks opened again last week when England were beaten by ten wickets by Pakistan.

The next test against Pakistan starts on Wednesday and the pressure is well and truly on the batsmen. None of the top order performed at their best and the focus is well and truly onto how they will turn things around. Media speculation is focusing on Andrew Strauss, and as captain he has to be the voice to the team and of course to the media too. His interviews with England coach Andy Flower to the press have shown that they both are well aware that things need improving. None of this head in the sands notion that you usually get from other England squads in different sports…

They looked like a shadow of their former selves against Pakistan and this will be no easy walkover in the next Test. The team are being watched by the media and fans of the game around the world.

Being Number One in the World comes with great pressure, it’s time those runs started coming again. And for one, Kevin Pietersen I’m looking at you. No pressure though obviously…

SORT IT OUT KP!

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